I'm just not feelin' the funny today. Smile?

Sorry for spelling mistakes, was in a rush...

Honey, I'm... ...forget it. by Chuckaduck 8-04-05

I'm not coming in until you stop making that fucking face Carol.

You ever....? by Chuckaduck 8-04-05

You ever, you know, nail a dog? No. Never nailed anything. Not a hot chick, not a dog, nothin'. You? Well... I shouldn't do this, I shouldn't do this, I shouldn't do this...

Another letter from home. by Chuckaduck 8-04-05

Dearest Max, I'm writing to give you encouragement on your Nevada conference. I know how great you are, so I know everything's going good for you. But, sometimes, thinking about how GREAT you are... Oh Max, please come home soon. I need you baby. I miss our nights together, your throbbing cock in my ass, your other throbbing dick in my pussy pouding away, your hands on my breasts, your other... ...oh, um, your brother Bill and your best friend Teddy are here and say "hi"...

Domestic Exuse. by Chuckaduck 8-05-05

So how's married life with Marc treating you? Great! What's wrong with your jaw? Marc's got a mean left hook. FYI, don't EVER tell a man with a little practice he could be nearly as good as the last two guys that tagteamed you... ...during the honeymoon... ...when he went for ice.

Honey, are you listening? by Chuckaduck 8-04-05

You're still making that fucking face, aren't you Carol..

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Don't like it? Eat me.

Crossroads... by Chuckaduck 8-05-05

Hi sir. Can you help me? I've been completely abadoned by my single parent of a drunk father here miles away from my hometown. School won't be in session for another month & all my friends are at camp My oral fixation is kicking in and I don't have a sucker, a lolli, a popsickle, nothing. I'm also losing my voice for some reason. Now I'm on this deserted street at an ungodly hour and those pills I took from that dead hooker are making me sleepy. Sweeeeeeet...

Roomies suck. by Chuckaduck 8-05-05

Hey Al, Forgive me dude. Shits just too hectic to stay in the Dallas area right now what with the ex, the debt, the accusations, y'know? I left about half the next month's rent in the envelope. Okay, really it's seventy cents I found under the cusion of your chair, sorry. Anyways, hope we can still be friends if I ever return. Peace. P.S. Sorry about the bleeding teenage girl on the floor. When the cops show up, play dumb. Hey! Maybe I'll see you on the news yeah? For God's sake, HELP ME! Are those sirens I hear?

Better than you. by Chuckaduck 8-05-05

Anything you can do I can do better. To reiterate, I can do anything better than you. Pee standing up. Steady yourself. Just have to get the angle down. Maybe I can ricochet the spray or something...

Honey... by Chuckaduck 8-05-05

I fucking hate you Carol.

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Don't like it? Eat me.

I like your comics. I find them quite enjoyable.

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obscenity filter is off

Those were great. And they didn't make my eyes bleed. So they get bonus points.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

great as usual. you move higher up my favorites list with every comic you make. i almost don't want to single one out they were all so good, but i especially liked Another letter from home.

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what if nigger meant kite

They were all yummy for my brain

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I dumb :D

More because it's late and I'm bored.

And thanks. ^_^

What is it about STFU you don't get? by Chuckaduck 8-04-05

Look, I'm just trying to find approval through the niche of comedy because my parents always hated me. HAHAHAHAHA!! That was great! Oh, you're serious. HAHAHAHAHA!!

Converted. by Chuckaduck 8-05-05

Heya Jesus, I just thought you should know people are killing in your name and most continue to not believe in you with great vigilance and anger. Years of deliberation later... Um, what's up Jesus? What's with the suit? Please....call me Santa now...

You can take that can of RAID and shove it up your.... by Chuckaduck 8-05-05

Go ahead, run. Grab some spray. Hit me with a shoe, I dare ya. Yeah bitch.

Honey's not so sweet... by Chuckaduck 8-05-05

Fine Carol, I'm calling the police, you like that? I'll have them drag you kicking and fucking screaming out of our home. Let's see that face THEN. GODDAMN YOU CAROL!

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My brain is full of yumminess, i need Pepto

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I dumb :D

My brain is full of yumminess, i need Pepto

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I dumb :D

My bed is full of Muffins, I need a sedative...

Silent night. Holy....SHIT! by Chuckaduck 8-03-05

zzzzzzzzzzzzzz... ...*snort*...Muffins, knock it off. Muffins? *Click* Um.....shhhhh?

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haha Mi RIKEY RIKE GODZIRRA!

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i didn't like the Santa one but the rest were good, especially the last one and the running Carol bit

THAT BITCH!

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what if nigger meant kite