Tally-ho! It's time for a brand new "jolly good" FTC contest, eh wot? Pip-pip, and all that rot! Well, here's the bloody template -- I'll wager a ten-pound note to a peck of Mam's crumpets it's a bit of the old poppycock! Oh, bugger! Well, cheerio!

[Click to view comic: 'FTC 69: Template']

And now, the rules.

"RULES? In a COMICS CONTEST?"

That's right, Harvey.

1. First two panels must be exactly as they appear in the template blah, blah, blah...
2. Photoshop is allowed blah, blah, blah...
3. Hmm...I don't know what rule #3 is.

Here's the official stuff:

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To whoever hosts after me:
POST THESE LINKS
AND POST THAT THE NEXT HOST SHOULD POST THESE LINKS.
... and the host after that.
HOSTS! Read this first.
Awards List (Paste at judging)
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I will judge it in the fullness of time.

And now, somebody say "one-two-three-go!"

"ONE-TWO-THREE-GO!"

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

[Click to view comic: 'FTC 69: Lust']

[Click to view comic: 'Scofflaw V']

[Click to view comic: 'FTC 69: Gluttony. or maybe they just don't care.']

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what if nigger meant kite

[Click to view comic: 'The Sins']

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all the wrong things for all the right reasons

[Click to view comic: 'FTC 69: All In One.']

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Disclaimer: Sorry if some of my comics are offensive to somebody. They are created in a light-hearted mood and aren’t intended to hurt anyone.

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what if nigger meant kite

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what if nigger meant kite

Haha, "dink"! That sells it. Game over, man. Game over.

if squidrabies likes them then i've already won!

(not really. give me the zinger award)

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DINK!

you just bought yourself a one way ticket to the plagarism thread!

dress warm

want some soup before you go?

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Mandingo=funny

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I dumb :D

this is just weak....

[ Posted comic does not exist ]

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I dumb :D

[Click to view comic: 'FTC 69 - The Rod Of Justice Shall Prevail.']

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I dumb :D

[Click to view comic: 'FTC 69 - Fudgepackers Inc.']

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I dumb :D

This contest has come to a dead stop! I am going to judge it tomorrow! If you want to get any more entries in, you'd better get them in! Do it now!

DO IT NOW!!!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

It took me FOREVER to see this...

[Click to view comic: 'Chalk Envy']

Time to judge contest. Not enough entrants for full prize-giving-away procedure, which disappoint me because I like do that. I give some prizes but not many of them.

The Truth Award This would really happen

Goes to: cpausti

For the Comic: "The Sins"

Most Sexual

Goes to: mandingo

For the Comic: "Michael 'squidrabies' Jackson"

Most Obscure

Goes to: flipynif 1

For the Comic: "Tiyode Head"

The Tobor AwardFor funniest Inside Joke

Goes to: flipynif 1

For the Comic: "The Rod Of Justice Shall Prevail."

Best Title

Goes to: biped

For the Comic: "Template"

Bronze Award of Neatoness

Goes to: RedfeatheR

For the Comic:

[Click to view comic: 'Chalk Envy']

Silver Award of Excellence

Goes to: friendy

For the Comic:

[Click to view comic: 'FTC 69: All In One.']

Zinger Award (And the next host of FTC)

Goes to: mandingo

For the Comic: the "Dink" series

Thanks for entering the contest if you did. And now, mandingo can pretend that his house is filled with thousands of live chickens.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

thank you, biped. and thank you, Mark Hamill. your support and gentle touch have been invaluable

i'll try to uphold the honor of this fine contest by upholding the honor of this fine contest

when i became a man, i put aside childish thi

HOLY COCKSPRAY! THERES SO MANY OF THEM!

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what if nigger meant kite