It seems to me that the woman is pretty neglectful (Is that even a word?) too. She keeps leaving the baby with Johnny who will undoubtedly loose the little guy, so maybe it should be the adventures of Johnny and Jamie Neglect-O. I suggest Jamie because the storyline reminds me of a girl named Jamie who lives near here.
And if it reminds me of a real person/people, it has to be good!
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What brad thinks of Oriana: sweet my money bell went off