Johnny Neglect-O by biped 8-07-05

FUCKING FUNERALS! SHIT! Well, time to get DRUNK! But -- it was your MOM! BLAH, BLAH, BLAH! Shuck them clothes off, baby! Let's FUCK! OMIGOD, where...where's the BABY? I left him with YOU! Heee-hehehehe-heeeeeeeeeee! Ma-ma? Da-da?

Johnny Neglect-O -- 2 by biped 8-08-05

Oh, there ya are! Did you have a good time? (BURP!) Goo-goo... HEY!!! WHERE'S THAT FUCKING SCOTCH I ORDERED TEN MINUTES AGO!!! Bub...bubble... Where's the baby? The... FUCK!!! I musta left him at the, uh..."library"! (BELCH!)

Johnny Neglect-O -- 3 by biped 8-08-05

I'm muh buy you another drink, li'l feller! I LOVE MIDGETS! GLAAA-HAAA-HAAAA!!! Ggg...ghurgfff... OH MY GOD!!! MY...MY BABY'S... DRUNK!!! WELL! You should be ASHAMED of yourshelf! DAMN IT! Where'd I put that fucking CIGARETTE?

Johnny Neglect-O -- 4 by biped 8-08-05

What...what happened to the HOUSE? Well (BURP!) I imagine you must've left the TOASTER on again, my dear! Don't worry, kid! This freight car'll make a great home! Wait here while I go get your mom! Where...where's the train? OH MY GOD, WHERE'S THE BABY? Uh, let's see...it's 7:45...I'd say he's probably entering Cincinatti just about now!

Johnny Neglect-O -- 5 by biped 8-08-05

Is this your baby? YEAH! Hey, I TOLD my old lady that dog collar was a smart idea! Well, I just got outta jail! Miss me? I'm LEAVING you! And taking the BABY! Now WHERE IS HE? Gaa gaaaa... No SHIT, dude! I'm going "GAA GAAAA" in here, too!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

It seems to me that the woman is pretty neglectful (Is that even a word?) too. She keeps leaving the baby with Johnny who will undoubtedly loose the little guy, so maybe it should be the adventures of Johnny and Jamie Neglect-O. I suggest Jamie because the storyline reminds me of a girl named Jamie who lives near here.

And if it reminds me of a real person/people, it has to be good!

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What brad thinks of Oriana: sweet my money bell went off

Jim Morrison says "pretty good pretty neat"

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what if nigger meant kite

Brilliant... I knew you could do it, biped.

Thank you for the nice comments. My heart soars like the eagle on a spirit-quest to discover that which it already knows.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

They were all good, but the last two kicked ass. In a neglectful way.

More would be nice, but I guess you can't make things any worse for the kid.

Heh...

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Bringing you comics, once a year. Whether you want them or not.

In response to your nice comment, I am posting this picture of Balok.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

you spoil us, you know

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what if nigger meant kite

biped was my first true memory of rejection! That means the world to me. Little did I know, he prepared me for the onslaught of humiliation. I love him because he established the hard, daisy encrusted, hello kitty wearing, my little pony playing kid that you see today! Thanks biped!

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obscenity filter is off

I don't know how to respond to that, but if I say I don't know, then it will bump the thread again.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.