Stop me if you've heard this one before. by suicide_king 8-10-05

Audition Alright kid, you got the part. It's one line in Act 3. Cannon goes off -- you say, "Hark, I hear the roar of the cannon." Don't fuck it up. Hark, I hear the roar of the cannon. Opening Night, Act 2 ...hark I hear the roar of the cannon...hark I hear the roar of the cannon... Opening Night, Act 3 What the fuck was that!?

I liked it though it reminded me of one of the toprated ones. Don't know...maybe one of yours

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I dumb :D

i like it too though i think it would have been better if you'd kept the narration boxes simple: Act 1, Act 2, Act 3. also you could get rid of the bald headed dude altogether. here i'll do it and show you:

tell me when you've seen it and i'll delete it

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what if nigger meant kite

Saw it Mandingo. Actually, it's an old old joke I totally stole about a guy who quit acting because he can never remember his lines. A director convinces him to return because his part requires only one simple line, and... well you can fill in the blanks by seeing the strip. I hate to do strips on stolen jokes unless there's a nice twist to it... like this one...

Well hung by suicide_king 7-05-05

I was with this bitch last night who asked me to give her 9 inches and make it hurt. Yeah, yeah, yeah... so you fucked her three times and punched her in the face. That's an old joke. Listen, I don't know what kind of jokes you crackers tell each other. I'm just tryin' to tell ya I got laid.