Bob and Billy. Bob expresses his feelings. by HoboHitman 8-19-05

Bob and his friend, Billy, we're hanging out then... Billy, I love you. That's pretty tricky. OH YEAH! YOU'RE TURNING ME ON BABY! HARDER! .... OOOOOH YEAH! HARDER BILLY! TOUCH ME! ....

Gordon Freeman is a dumb ass. by HoboHitman 8-19-05

One day, Gordon Freeman was chillin and in came his scientist friend. Sup my brotha'. GORDON! MESA IS BEING ATTACKED BY ALIENS, ONCE AGAIN! HELP! Chill honkie. HOW CAN I CHILL? MY FRIENDS ARE DYING. Gordon then was eaten by a headcrab, along with his scientist friend. That's pretty . ...shutup.

Fire and buzzed dudes make good couples. by HoboHitman 8-19-05

I'M A FIRE. LOL That's pretty tricky. YEAH. Mhm. ....MAKE LOVE TO ME. M'kay.

Kurt Cobain falls in love with a fat guy. by HoboHitman 8-19-05

Once upon a time, Kurt Cobain and some fat nerdy dude, came across each other... I'm depressed. RAWR. LOL LOL, THAT THERE IS FUNNY. WHAT DID YOU SAY? I WILL EAT YOU. Want some pot? And they lived happily ever after, in amsall cottage for several months until they realized how gay it looked. Sure. Let's be best friends. M'kay.

In the Hood by HoboHitman 8-19-05

In the hood of L.A..... Sup Nigga' YEE-AH NIGGA' HOW'S IT HANGIN' SISTA'? YEE-AH Well, I gotta' go, peace nigga'. YEE-AH NIGGA'.

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On the last one, I meant to say ki.nky for the parts that are bleeped out. My computer has parental controls.

New ones:

Ranominized Comics suck. by HoboHitman 8-19-05

... I like your ass. Wha-? Sorry, the creator of this comic is a dumb ass and randominized this and made me say that. Okay. I still think your ass is tight.

Emo's suck. by HoboHitman 8-19-05

Emo's suck. You suck. NO WE DON'T! NOW I'M DEPRESSED AND GOING TO CUT MYSELF! Cut deeper next time. GOD! Now i'm going to listen to my favorite song "Stab my heart because I love you!" That song must suck. No it doesn't! It's from "Nobody Loves Us" they are the greatest band, EVAR!

i like the line 'That's pretty tricky.', but other than that they didn't do anything for me

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what if nigger meant kite

Mmm... they were alright. Some made me smile.

Those were some of the worst I've read. Not because they were completely retarded, but because they almost showed promise and left me comically blue-balled. Keep trying.

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-=- You eat one lousy foot and they call you a cannibal. What a world. -=-

What a jip. I don't feel offended at all.

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Don't like it? Eat me.

Where is the offense? Oh well, some were funnee

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I dumb :D