I need to be verboly abused!

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I am a changed man! Please forgive!

You, sir, are an invidious reprobate of the first water, opprobrious and mendacious. You are a pernicious penile protuberance; a testicular tumour on the corpus of humanity.

Oh, and you smell like poopy.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

Holycrap: At least his name is half-right.

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What others say about boorite!

your complexion actually improves with my cockspray

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what if nigger meant kite

DIE!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Eat snacky s'mores.

I deserved every word of that.

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I am a changed man! Please forgive!

Its people like you that make the world what it is today. Look at you, as long as your doing ok, thats all that matters. You nauseate me. You make me want to stick my finger deep down inside my thoat and blow big globs of gook all over you. Gimmie that you piece of shit.

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obscenity filter is off

If you were a car, you'd be a Kia!!! Oooohoo!!! Burn!

I can't believe you went there, Frank.

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all the wrong things for all the right reasons

I know, I lost control of myself. I'm such a horrible person.

And this is my 1000th post. yay.

Holycrap is the SOB who's been telling everyone that my dick tastes salty. I wish I'd beaten that dog across the street -- then I could have been his father instead. I could have given him the daily beat-downs he so richly deserves, and he wouldn't be posting bullshit from his momma's basement as he masturbates to the Nickelodian channel.

One time I looked in the toilet, and I thought I saw a dirt snake moving around by itself. It turns out it was only Holycrap. Holycrap is nothing but a turd with eyes.

People cross the street when they see Holycrap walking down the street in his rotten clothing; waves of stench visibly rolling off his filth-laden carcass. I don't know how I could even stand to look at him. But I did, so maybe there is hope for him yet. A hot shower with soap might help, and maybe someone could teach him how to use a toothbrush. He's pretty fuckin' stupid though.

Somewhere a circus must need a new dog-faced boy for its freakshow. Then we can at least get Holycrap a job. He'll live in a cage in the back of a trailer and he'll shit in a five gallon bucket, since he'll never be toilet trained. Still, it'll be a big step up from his momma's basement. The incestuous things his fat, ugly momma makes him do are too horrible to describe.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

Sorry, I only verbally abuse people I care about or that pay me.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

You remind me of my Crazy Ex-Neighbor.

Ooooh, sorry, I went too far, didn't I?

If Jesus saw holycrap being gangraped, he would join in.

Jesus would be raping holycrap in the first place. In fact Jesus raped one of satan's succubus demons and the baby was holycrap, and it was deemed too ugly for hell so it was sent here.

in a Kia!

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what if nigger meant kite

in a Kia!

PWN.

Holycrap is a kind and noble soul.

Who smells like donkey poo.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

holycrap has a big butt. and it smels.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Holycrap you are an AIDS infested vaginal blood fart from a 60 year old menapausal, yeast infected, over used, monkey spunked, dried up, herpes covered, wart encrusted, period chunky vagina.

Also...

Your nose runs and your feet smell.

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I dumb :D

grandma?

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what if nigger meant kite

It appears that holycrap did not, in fact, title this thread meaning for it to be taken by me as a subtle Ratchet and Clank reference.

Therefore he sucks.

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It's grime time.

holycrap watches Steven Segal movies and loves them.

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

Congratulations! You have just proved the theory that there is no limit to human stupidity. Your ineffective imitation of good posting style only serves to illuminate your lack of substance, good taste, and decency.

You're just another Internet-addicted idiot suffering from diarrhea of the mouth and constipation of the mind. When you are at a loss for words, your loss is our gain.

You are a bore, and a very dull one at that. You are the kind of person who, when one first meets you, one doesn't like you. But when one gets to know you better, one hates you.

Your post is the world's greatest proof of reincarnation; no one could get that dumb in just one lifetime. Your post is an orgy of stultifying cacophonous verbal depravity; an exercise in literary impotence, and an offense to all of good taste and decency.

I wish I could have made that up. But I got it from an insult generator.

Actually, you're probably a nice guy.

Sorry.

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Bringing you comics, once a year. Whether you want them or not.

You indiginous bastard!

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.