I am opening a fortune cookie and wanted to share this moment with all of you.

And my fortune is:

"If you keep to [sic] busy learning the tricks of the trade, you may never learn the tade."

What the fuck kind of bullshit is that?

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What others say about boorite!

you say shit of bull, i say ears who have hear, let them

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what if nigger meant kite

Did you know fortune cookies were invented in America? When they were exported to China, they were advertised as "genuine American fortune cookies."

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

That is an interesting one.

Basically it says if you concentrate on the shortcuts you will never take the correct path.

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I dumb :D

Strictly speaking, they were invented by a Japanese tea shop owner in San Francisco, and because he didn't patent them, Chinese merchants living in California branded and exported them as "San Francisco's Chinese Fortune Cookie".

You all know way too much about the history of a flavorless snack.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

A flavorless snack that tells the FUTURE! or at least gives you advice.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

Yes, but the way I worded it sounds more like Peter Graves would be saying it.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Once, I got a fortune cookie that said:

"A carrot a day keeps the cancer away"

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

No way.

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8===D

Been eating a lot of Chinese lately; let's see what we have here...

"You have common sense and a lot of charm."

Amazing. They know me better than my astrologist.

Break time at the fortune cookie company (for boorite) by umfumdisi 8-26-05

Even the longest journey begins with a single step. You are wise beyond your years. People tend to point at you and frown. Every time you take a breath, an angel dies. You have ass cancer. You win again, Tony. See you at 11:45.

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