Oh shank, you wily lech! You randy guy! You lusty woodsman!
However, while your approach is tried and true, it's painfully same old same old! Take it from me, the fastest way to a woman's heart is to remind her of her complete superority and dominance over your assuredly pathetic self, so she'll start whipping you. Works like a charm every time.
Anyways, welcome to the site, my mistress.
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It's grime time.