My previous ones are pretty crap, but I've just come back from my summer holidays and made two strips that I consider better than my previous ones. Musta been all the Doonesbury strips I read.

Smartest Nation On Earth by randomstalker 8-30-05

After much research, I now know the answer to "what is the most intelligent country on Earth?" Me and my lab assisstants have concluded that it is the USA that has the highest intelligence quota! Actual George Bush Quote, Sept 2002 So what do you feel about this, Mr. President? There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again. Uh - Yeah.

Wrong answer by randomstalker 8-30-05

Bethany is in her history lesson with her Italian teacher. So, Bethany, can-a you tell-a me how da Romans died out-a? ..Because they didn't have TVs. Later.. So it seems the throat was removed with a pencil sharpener? Yeah. Weird, huh?

I liked the second one.. Funneee

Man that dubya is a smarty eh.

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I dumb :D

Ta. If you like them, could you rate me? I'm at one star because of my other crappy ones. Actually, probably best to delete this account and start a new one. What do you think?

Unfortunately, those were no good either but I can see you've got the right ideas. That first one is DOA but the second could be funny. Re-work it a couple times with new punch-lines.

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-=- You eat one lousy foot and they call you a cannibal. What a world. -=-

I am not a donor yet i'll rate ya at that point

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I dumb :D

i liked the second one too and rated it good. remember you need it to be rated 4 times before you can see what its rated though

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what if nigger meant kite

Ok. Thanks for all the suggestions.

Not bad. Needs more cowbell.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Forgive the double post, but I forgot to mention something else. Ratings are all well and good, but don't put too much emphasis on them. My highest rated comic is a 5, and it's one of my better ones; as long as you enjoy them and your friends like them, our opinions shouldn't matter.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Here are a couple more. And don't worry about double posting.

Swearing Words 1 by randomstalker 8-31-05

Sorry dad.. Sorry isn't good enough. What you did was very, very naughty. I don't understand what's so bad, dad.. You just shouldn't use that kind of language! If you do, you'll become a drunken hooligan coming in at 3 in the morning, yelling and singing! Like you were, dad? Shut the fuck up, you little arrogant sonuvabitch!

Swearing words 2 by randomstalker 8-31-05

..yeah, I used the f-word, the b-word, the c-word and the q-word. That's bad, son. Very bad. Your mother was extremely upset. Ok, dad. I'm really sorry, it won't happen again. Good. I should hope so. Q-word?

Swearing Words 3 by randomstalker 8-31-05

I've gotta find out what the hell the q-word is! Maybe Martha knows, it was her Jimmy swore at.. MARTHA!!! OH, MARTHA!!! WHERE ARE YOU?? Yeah, what the quock do you want? The fuck.

Swearing words 4 by randomstalker 8-31-05

Dad is in the bar with his mates, telling jokes and generally showing off. ..so she goes, "no, it's actually my ass! Ah-HAHAHAHA! God oh God, stop it, you're making my ribs hurt! Hmm.. now is probably the time to show off the new swear-word I learnt. HAHAHA! Oh, God.. Quock! What the fuck are you on about, you loony?

The first two were good, the others were all right.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Here's another one. Sadly not quite as well-delivered as it could have been. Oh well, you're free to copy and make it better.

Semen? by randomstalker 9-01-05

God, I haven't had a wank for three weeks! I must have one, but I can't let my wife or 8-year old daughter see me! John is in the toilet at his home, sadly neglected by his wife (the toilet, not him). God, this bog's horrible! Piss, soiled toilet paper and semen everywhere! Semen?

Mmm, quock semen.

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Don't like it? Eat me.

...rather unfortunate signature for what you said in your post, don't you think? XD