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mandingo
September 1, 2005 3:35 PM

i've needed to be forever!

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HCRoyall
September 1, 2005 9:13 PM

The lines of your curve will never intersect with the x or y axis!

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flipynif1
September 2, 2005 11:27 AM

You are as stupid as a microbe....I think that's the proper context for a hyperbole, or is it a simile or metaphor...:S

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mandingo
September 2, 2005 3:14 PM

yep, that seems right. i had no idea what hyperbole meant until posting this thread so here's the definition so everyone can have at me:

hy·per·bo·le n.
A figure of speech in which exaggeration is used for emphasis or effect, as in I could sleep for a year or This book weighs a ton.

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flipynif1
September 2, 2005 3:45 PM

I knoew what hyperbole but the way i wrote that comment came out as a hyperbole simlie or metaphore mix.

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wirthling
September 2, 2005 3:57 PM

quote:
hy·per·bo·le n.
A figure of speech in which exaggeration is used for emphasis or effect, as in I could sleep for a year or This book weighs a ton.

...or as in Terry Schiavo could have made a thread more entertaining than this one...actually, she probably still can.

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Zaster
September 2, 2005 4:28 PM

Mandingo chokes down more dick than Jessica Simpson trying to land a starring role.

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mandingo
September 3, 2005 5:14 PM

my cock weighs a ton but its been asleep for a year

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HCRoyall
September 5, 2005 11:01 PM

quote:
The lines of your curve will never intersect with the x or y axis!

I was thinking of a hyperbola, which is an algebraic equation represented on a graph.

Mandingo's crotch rot smells worse than a New Jersey ghetto! Yeah, I went there.

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biped
September 9, 2005 10:38 PM

quote:
hy·per·bo·le n.
A figure of speech in which exaggeration is used for emphasis or effect, as in I could sleep for a year or This book weighs a ton.

You could add more emphasis by saying "This book literally weighs a ton." But then I would have to kill you.

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theReverend
September 10, 2005 11:29 AM

Hey, mandingo...FUCK YOU.

LITERALLY.

...nothing?

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