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NeoVid
Stripcreator Irregular

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Well, after so much time I've lost track, I've finally won again.

Since I'm crazy, I think being funny is the most important thing a comic can do, so I'm reusing the rules from the contest that I thought made the funniest comics.

Problem is, there's two of those.

So, I'm letting you do either, or both.

FIRST VERSION:

Make a comic that uses at least three characters, at least two backgrounds, and only has speech or thought in one panel.

SECOND VERSION:

Change one panel of any of these comics:

Online IQ Tests Can Blow Me by Poopachuse
8-01-01
*sigh*
Why the long face, big guy?
I took one of those online IQ tests. The first test I found I scored a 151iq. On the other two tests I scored less than 100iq.
I can't see why you put so much merit in those tests. The people who develop those probably get some perverse sense of pleasure by making you feel like a dumbass.
Well, its too late now, I've already OD'd on vicodin. Oh, and I am making this face because I no longer have control over the muscles above my waist.
Damn, you are stupid.

Just Another Day in Hell by nealch
9-02-05
I, Grim Reaper, the ender of human lives, am the most EVIL of all!!!
No way! I Nergal, Sumerian god of plague, am the most EVIL of all!!!
Hey boys. I'm Paris Hilton.
ARRRGH! The most EVIL of all!
ARRRGH! The most EVIL of all!

Geek Boy Seeks Love, Part 11 by Jeanster
2-01-04
Astronaut Boy and Astronaut Monkey have finished exploring the moon. They are returning to Earth.
Astronaut Monkey, I find myself attracted to Geek Boy. I've been having erotic dreams about him during this mission.
Astronaut Boy, as long as you're not having erotic dreams about ME, I don't care.
What a blow that will be to all my girlfriends.
What they ever saw in you, I'll never know.
What will my parents think? And my friends?
Uh, you haven't been pleasuring yourself with my bananas, have you?

Snögubbe och dålig humor by Frank_Desembler
1-07-03
Vinter, bästa tiden på året.
Hejsan Snögubbe vill du ha en bulle?
Bullar? Är du dum eller? Snögubbar kan inte äta!
LURAD! Inte fan ska du få en bulle inte!
.......kul
ahahahaha, han trodde säkert han skulle få en bull! Så roligt skämt så jag får tårar i ögonen! lolish @ snögubbe!

This is CNN by Bargaintuan
7-12-03
Based on a actual report on Next@CNN.
I put tiny cameras on the heads of animals to study their behavior.
The cameras only stay on their heads about an hour, though.
So I have a lot of footage of them running away.

Judging will be in about a week, probably.

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

9-07-05 1:51pm (new)
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Hari_Nezumi
Streeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeetch

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CC 296: Snowman Physics by Hari_Nezumi
9-07-05
Vinter, bästa tiden på året.
Hejsan Snögubbe vill du ha en bulle?
Bullar? Är du dum eller? Snögubbar kan inte äta!
LURAD! Inte fan ska du få en bulle inte!
What the fuck are they talking about?

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More lust than you can shake a stick at.

9-07-05 4:18pm (new)
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possums
FERN DESTROYER

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This is Bestiality by possums
9-07-05
Based on a actual report on Next@CNN.
I put tiny cameras on the heads of animals to study their behavior.
Often times I'd whip out my massive, muscular maiden mangler and threaten to rape them.
So I have a lot of footage of them running away.

9-07-05 4:38pm (new)
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Hari_Nezumi
Streeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeetch

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CC 296: Thiiiiiis is Hoooooooow Liiiiiiife Should Beeeeeeee by Hari_Nezumi
9-07-05
I, Varg Vikernes, of church burning, murderous, black metal fame, am the most EVIL of all!
No way! I Nergal, Sumerian god of plague, am the most EVIL of all!!!
This just in: the Constitution has just been ammended! Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger will eb running for President in 2008.
ARRRGH! The most EVIL of all!
ARRRGH! The most EVIL of all!

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More lust than you can shake a stick at.

9-07-05 4:42pm (new)
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kaufman
Director of Cats

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CC 296: We'll leave the light on for you by kaufman
9-07-05
The second most EVIL night I ever experienced was spent inside a Toledo Best Western
The second most EVIL night I ever experienced was spent inside the Albuquerque Red Roof Inn.
Hey boys. I'm Paris Hilton.
ARRRGH! The most EVIL of all!
ARRRGH! The most EVIL of all!

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

9-07-05 9:24pm (new)
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biped
Mr. Wonderful

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CC 296: Suddenly, It's Christmas by biped
9-07-05
Vinter, bästa tiden på året.
Hejsan Snögubbe vill du ha en bulle?
Bullar? Är du dum eller? Snögubbar kan inte äta!
LURAD! Inte fan ska du få en bulle inte!
Meanwhile...
Mommy, I fed you a bunch of dog shit last night while you were asleep, and you ate all of it.
Why, you fucking BITCH!

CC 296: Eat Me In St. Louis by biped
9-07-05
I, Varg Vikernes, of church burning, murderous, black metal fame, am the most EVIL of all!
No way! I Nergal, Sumerian god of plague, am the most EVIL of all!!!
Hey boys. I'm Paris Hilton.
No, you're not! You're our MOMMY!
Our EVIL mommy!
CC 296: The Happy Bear by biped
9-07-05
HITLER'S ASS?
That's right, son. Hitler gave your father a blow job, and nine months later he shit a beautiful baby boy. And here you are.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

9-07-05 10:57pm (new)
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biped
Mr. Wonderful

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CC 296: Suddenly, It's Christmas by biped
9-07-05
Vinter, bästa tiden på året.
Hejsan Snögubbe vill du ha en bulle?
Bullar? Är du dum eller? Snögubbar kan inte äta!
LURAD! Inte fan ska du få en bulle inte!
Meanwhile...
Mommy, I fed you a bunch of dog shit last night while you were asleep, and you ate all of it.
Why, you fucking BITCH!

CC 296: Eat Me In St. Louis by biped
9-07-05
I, Varg Vikernes, of church burning, murderous, black metal fame, am the most EVIL of all!
No way! I Nergal, Sumerian god of plague, am the most EVIL of all!!!
Hey boys. I'm Paris Hilton.
No, you're not! You're our MOMMY!
Our EVIL mommy!

CC 296: The Happy Bear by biped
9-07-05
HITLER'S ASS?
That's right, son. Hitler gave your father a blow job, and nine months later he shit a beautiful baby boy. And here you are.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

9-07-05 10:57pm (new)
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BigFrank105
Obsessive Comic Disorder

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Barely trying by BigFrank105
9-08-05
Vinter, bästa tiden på året.
Hejsan Snögubbe vill du ha en bulle?
Bullar? Är du dum eller? Snögubbar kan inte äta!
LURAD! Inte fan ska du få en bulle inte!
Well lookie here, Clem! Looks lahk we got us sum for-een-erz!
Ahll get the shotgun, paw!

9-08-05 6:48am (new)
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RedfeatheR
Part of it all, just like you.

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Varg and Nergal, the original odd couple by RedfeatheR
9-08-05
I, Varg Vikernes, of church burning, murderous, black metal fame, am the most EVIL of all!
No way! I Nergal, Sumerian god of plague, am the most EVIL of all!!!
Hey boys. I'm Paris Hilton.
Hey Paris. I'm jacking off under my pants.
VARG!!! STOP BEING SELFISH AND FONDLE MY BLUE-VEINED JUNKET PUMPING DINGDINGS AS WELL!!!

9-08-05 10:30am (new)
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flipynif1
Aparently a Creep

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Don;t know how to do italics, i assume it may be [i][/i] but never tested

CC 296: Hate to see you leave, but LOVE to watch you go! by flipynif1
9-08-05
Based on a actual report on Next@CNN.
I put tiny cameras on the heads of animals to study their behavior.
This way I can film my truly memorable Animal Coitus footage that we all hold so "Deer" *snicker*
That's hot!!
So I have a lot of footage of them running away.

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I dumb :D

9-08-05 10:41am (new)
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RedfeatheR
Part of it all, just like you.

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9-08-05 10:49am (new)
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RedfeatheR
Part of it all, just like you.

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Peen is CNN by RedfeatheR
9-08-05
Based on a actual report on Next@CNN.
I put tiny cameras in the heads of animal penises to study their behavior.
The cameras only stay on their heads about an hour, though.
So I have a lot of footage of them running away.

9-08-05 11:09am (new)
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kaufman
Director of Cats

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CC 296: We Who Are About To Lye Salute You by kaufman
9-08-05
Vinter, bästa tiden på året.
Hejsan Snögubbe vill du ha en bulle?
Bullar? Är du dum eller? Snögubbar kan inte äta!
LURAD! Inte fan ska du få en bulle inte!
Ring, Ring! Ring, Ring!
kul......
Dude, hold that thought; I think I hear the lutefisk truck. Want me to buy you one?

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

9-08-05 2:15pm (new)
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RedfeatheR
Part of it all, just like you.

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9-08-05 3:14pm (new)
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flickguy
Senior Comic Technician

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Eh, what the heck.

CC 296: Truly in Hell by flickguy
9-09-05
I, Varg Vikernes, of church burning, murderous, black metal fame, am the most EVIL of all!
No way! I Nergal, Sumerian god of plague, am the most EVIL of all!!!
Greetings. I am Kevin Costner. I played Robin Hood.
ARRRGH! The most EVIL of all!
ARRRGH! The most EVIL of all!

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This is not my empire.

9-09-05 6:33am (new)
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sunnyrain
Junior Comic Technician

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No so Private Confession... by sunnyrain
9-12-05
Astronaut Boy and Astronaut Monkey have finished exploring the moon. They are returning to Earth.
Astronaut Monkey, I find myself attracted to Geek Boy. I've been having erotic dreams about him during this mission.
Astronaut Boy, as long as you're not having erotic dreams about ME, I don't care.
What a blow that will be to all my girlfriends
What they ever saw in you, I'll never know.
And there you have it. Live transmission from the space shuttle. Your tax money in action folks.

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I just might eat it.

9-12-05 2:50pm (new)
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sunnyrain
Junior Comic Technician

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one of my problems is I always have an alternate version. So there's two.

The search for dad by sunnyrain
9-12-05
Yep, looks like I've found my dad.

Not gutsy enough to use the REAL clown as the father in the third pic...
The search for my father: Alternate... by sunnyrain
9-12-05
Yep, looks like I've found my dad.

BTW, I'm pro-Bush. This is all I could think of for the contest...

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I just might eat it.

9-12-05 3:26pm (new)
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biped
Mr. Wonderful

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CC 296: Gnar by biped
9-12-05
Vinter, bästa tiden på året.
Hejsan Snögubbe vill du ha en bulle?
Bullar? Är du dum eller? Snögubbar kan inte äta!
LURAD! Inte fan ska du få en bulle inte!
DUUUDE! What the hell was THAT frickin' shit all about?
WHOA! Like, we were just TOTALLY talking SPANISH or something!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

9-12-05 3:38pm (new)
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finn34
King of Deadlines

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CC 296 : Clique by finn34
9-12-05
We have the weirdest goddamned friends.

someone please fry me up a plate of sassafrass.

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Our liability coverage is zero. Our balls however are enormous.

9-12-05 11:09pm (new)
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HCRoyall
100mg Thorazine, Please

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No fitting title for CC 296 by HCRoyall
9-13-05
I don't like where this story is going...

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

9-13-05 2:53am (new)
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xxausrottenxx
Sock of the walk

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CC296: ovular by xxausrottenxx
9-13-05
I, Varg Vikernes, of church burning, murderous, black metal fame, am the most EVIL of all!
No way! I Nergal, Sumerian god of plague, am the most EVIL of all!!!
Hey boys. I'm Paris Hilton.
oh sweet it smells like they're serving carp for dinner!
hot dog!

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xx( o Y o. )xx

9-13-05 6:02am (new)
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sunnyrain
Junior Comic Technician

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I liked Biped's CC296:Suddenly, It's Christmas.
Your entire addition was hilarious. But, "Why you fucking BITCH!" cracked me UP!

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I just might eat it.

9-13-05 8:00am (new)
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BigFrank105
Obsessive Comic Disorder

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LAWL by BigFrank105
9-13-05
I, Varg Vikernes, of church burning, murderous, black metal fame, am the most EVIL of all!
No way! I Nergal, Sumerian god of plague, am the most EVIL of all!!!
Hey boys. I'm Paris Hilton.
OMG PARIS HILTON! LIEK GIVE MEH T3H SECKS0RZ LOL!!!
NO DEWD SHE IS LIEK GIVIN ME T3H SECKSORZ I HAEF A HUGE CAWK LOL.

9-13-05 9:17am (new)
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Hari_Nezumi
Streeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeetch

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CC 296: Austrailian for Beer by Hari_Nezumi
9-13-05
Hey Frank. How's the "cold turkey" method working for you?

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More lust than you can shake a stick at.

9-13-05 11:57am (new)
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lukket
Home Computer Futurist

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CC 296: In real life he'd probably been promoted... by lukket
9-13-05
Vinter, bästa tiden på året.
Hejsan Snögubbe vill du ha en bulle?
Bullar? Är du dum eller? Snögubbar kan inte äta!
LURAD! Inte fan ska du få en bulle inte!
The next thing I know of I was fired from the agency.
I told you not to only use words from the IKEA catalog!

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troelsea at gmail dot com

9-13-05 12:33pm (new)
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