Gran and Gran

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The dictator of love and his weapon of mass destruction

great punchlines and anti-punchlines :

i like the simple, "No." as the kicker... nicely done

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Thanks for replying heres some more

Gran and Gran: The Nursing Home by HotRodDeathToll 9-09-05

Meanwhile in the nursing home... Nurrrrrse! Nurrrrrse! What is it Gran? I forget

Gran and Gran: Yum Cha by HotRodDeathToll 9-09-05

Hello Gran! Oh hello Have you heard of a thing called 'yum cha' No, what is it? Some kind of food, seems to be popular these days. Damn, all these new fengle things!

Gran and Gran: Swords by HotRodDeathToll 9-09-05

Hello Gran! Oh hello What are you doing with that sword? It's not a sword. It's a walking stick. Don't you swing that sword at me!

Gran and Gran: Noises by HotRodDeathToll 9-09-05

Hello Gran! Oh hello How was hospital last night? Terrible there were scary noises outside of my room all night. What kind of noises? Just the sound of a couple of wheelchairs.

Gran and Gran: New House by HotRodDeathToll 9-09-05

Hello Gran! Oh hello Do you like your new house? It's okay. What kind of furniture did you put in your house? My what?

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Can I play too?

gran unified theory by arbi 9-09-05

http://www.stripcreator.com/forums/ showthread.php?postnum=186636 Hello gran! Oh hello So I said those rotor turbines aren't going to generate gravitons by themselves. Pardon me dear I'm not sure I'm following you.

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Cute series ...

If people are jumping in, here's my take.

Gran and Gran: You're Never Too Old for Nuts and Berries by kaufman 9-09-05

Hello Gran. Oh hello. My doctor says I should go on a high-fiber diet. Any idea what I ought to eat? Let's go to Mexico. Maybe someone there will be able to tell us. Gran, hola. Muchas gracias.

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Great idea

Hello Gran And the Missing Link by flipynif1 9-09-05

Hello Gran Oh Hello This sure is a good comic series Yes it is but I cannot help but think it's missing something. RAAAR, TOBOR SAYS HELLO SOON-TO-BE-CORNHOLED GRAN! Oh Hello

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I dumb :D

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Gran and Gran: Spam by HotRodDeathToll 9-09-05

Hello Gran! Oh hello Spam! I don't like spam. Spam! Spam!

Gran and Gran: Dimensia by HotRodDeathToll 9-09-05

It's a lovely day isn't it? Oh yes. It's a lovely day isn't it? Oh yes.

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The dictator of love and his weapon of mass destruction

More and more:

Gran and Gran: The OC by HotRodDeathToll 9-09-05

Hello Gran! Oh hello Have you seen the latest television show called 'The OC'? No, and I don't want to. It sounds terrible. It's also very inappropriate. Two people were in a horizontal positition. Oh, horizontal position! That's terrible!

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The dictator of love and his weapon of mass destruction

These are good, and it's good to see a new injoke.

Although in 6 months I'll probably be sick of them like every other injoke.

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The tongue licking the ars of pretension.

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Gran and Gran: Television by HotRodDeathToll 9-09-05

Meanwhile in the nursing home... I hate televison, it is so terrible these days. Hey, I was watching that!

Gran and Gran: The New Kid by HotRodDeathToll 9-10-05

Hello Gran! Oh hello Don't you think that new kid that lives on our street is rude? Oh yes I saw him walking! On the footpath! Thats terrible

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The dictator of love and his weapon of mass destruction

i didn't like them at first but they grew on me like a rash. look forward to seeing more

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Heres some more

Gran and Gran: Nuts and Detergant by HotRodDeathToll 9-10-05

Hello Gran! Oh hello Have you seen the price of detergant in K-Mart lately? WIt's way more expensive than in Woolies or Coles. Don't you think? Oh yes, and the price of nuts is a lot more expensive in the privately owned stores than in major super markets. But on the other hand, the nuts taste better when in privately owned stores rather than major super markets. Oh well, I guess so.

Gran and Gran:The Beach by HotRodDeathToll 9-10-05

Hello Gran! Oh hello Have you ever been to a beach? I think I have. I'm not entirely sure. Let me think... 10 minutes later... Oh yeah, I did. It must have been about 20 minutes ago

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The dictator of love and his weapon of mass destruction

Degergant rules! Google it, I dare you.

Only 67 results. :( And I was expecting more.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Yeah, but 67 SWEET results!

Gran and Gran: Bingo by HotRodDeathToll 9-11-05

Hello Gran! Oh hello Do you like Bingo? Oh yes. Last time i played i won an orange juice. I don't like Bingo.

Gran and Gran: Nursing Home of Death by HotRodDeathToll 9-11-05

Hello Gran! Oh hello I'm sorry but i'm going to have to dump in a nursing home of death. Pardon? Did i say nursing home of death i mean nursing home of happiness. Oh yes.

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The dictator of love and his weapon of mass destruction

some more

Gran and Gran: Birthday by HotRodDeathToll 9-11-05

Hello Gran! Oh hello Happy Birthday! Is it my birthday? I don't know What were we talking about?

Gran and Gran: Gran e Gran en Mexico by HotRodDeathToll 9-13-05

Hola Gran! Oh hola Como estas? Muy bien gracias I got here by air mexico how did you get here? In a donkeys arse.

Gran and Gran: Hell Grannies by HotRodDeathToll 9-13-05

What are you in for? Bag snatching, you? Break and entry.

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The dictator of love and his weapon of mass destruction

I think this will end up as an in-joke. Good job.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Don't say that -- you know what happens to in-jokes!

Oh no, it's mutating!

Hello Green! Oh hello

by kaufman, 9-13-05

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I'm starting to enjoy this gran on gran action, makes me feel all warm and fuzzy.

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Just had to make one of my own.

Gran and Gran: Visit by yeahyeahbabygo 9-13-05

Hello Gran! I'm over here. Who are you?

Thanks guys for comenting and rating me, that rules!

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The dictator of love and his weapon of mass destruction

Heres my attempt at being "Funny"

Gran and Gran : Lost by The_young_scot 9-14-05

Hello Gran Hello Gran Did you hear there is a monster? No i was too busy looking intense and thinking about my mysterious past Mysterious past? Yes, mysterious because i can't remember who i am

Gran Theft Auto by The_young_scot 9-14-05

Hello gran Sup Granizzy These gangs today, they have no manners Yes, not like in our days, people always said "please" and "thank you" after a vicious group beatdown So, want to go get a crack whore? I'll start the harley

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