I made this series starting when I first joined stripcreator...

I find it funny, but there is a lot of reading involved in the early ones. I'm just going to post a link to the comic set as there are 31 of them...

Towards the end I made the comics one tech (me) and cut down on a lot of the dialog. A lot of these calls are real and some are exaggerated. As a help desk analyst this is what I hear and go through..

People are stoopid.

http://www.stripcreator.com/comics/flipynif1/sets/Analyst/

If you don't like to read don't bother..

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those were great.

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Thanks

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I want that job! That sounds fun.

You're HIRED

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Sweet. I know, like, everything about computators. I press these buttons to make words!

Well you certainly got the computatin thing down! I like pressing these thingy-ma-bobs to make words!! If i only had the 2.2 Gigawatts of power to send it over the Inturnut

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I wanna job! I know how to multy-task! I can play solitaire and minesweeper at the same time!

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

That's impossible and you know it. Go fucking die you lying fuck.

That's impossible and you know it. Go fucking die you lying fuck.

Okay! Okay! I lied! It was solitaire and freecell at the same time!

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

I make comics, answers calls, chat on MSn and play games on ebaums at the same time.

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I can't play games at work because any site with a "game" meta tag is blocked.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

I really didn't like this series. Something kept me reading to the last one, but overall, I've seen this type of comic way too often, and I've heard the same stories plenty of times as well.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

Wierd, i've only ever seen one other person do anything similar on this site so far...

Oh well, not going for originality, going for stress relief. Yes all help desk techs have the same stories, but that is because there are so many ignorant people

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I agree. I also hope that I am never one of these supposed "ignorant" people because some of the equipment that you were expecting the clients to find and work themselves seems like it would be impossible to me. I feel alienated by that, but it's my fault for never caring much about my computer and always asking my brother to fix my problems for me. Which is usually "It's not working, I'm not touching it until you fix it". No further explanation, just a statement that something is broken and I refuse to try to fix it myself.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

When I said Ignorant, I really meant rude. People are afraid of technology or don't care, so they call all stressed out and some yell/swear/threaten me. That is what I meant.

The entire world is run by PC's now. It kinda sucks

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