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BTC 39 Template by HCRoyall 9-12-05

Moh!

Rule 1: No restrictions on the first two panels.

Rule 2: Nothing can be added to or changes about the last panel except for narration.

Rule 3: A good photoshopped comic will get you extra points that you can redeem for prizes.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

don't expect genius.

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Our liability coverage is zero. Our balls however are enormous.

BTC 39: The Most Dangerous Man Alive by biped 9-12-05

Hmm...I can checkmate Mr. Neutron in my next move. Should I? Ahh, what the heck. I'm sure he won't mind. Moh!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Engrish Second Ranguage by LacherMali by rachelmari 9-13-05

Jesus teaches ESL closs NO. its cRoss. Im on a CROSS. FUCK, we've been working on the R's for 2 months, what the fuck is wrong with you? Im srow luh-nuh. OH! You can pronounce the R's when Saying your L's? Fuck it, i give up. TIME TO FEEL THE WRATH OF CHRIST! You'll be begging for MORE... skin. Moh

BTC 39: Speak Slowly. by flickguy 9-13-05

Less  is  Moh!

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This is not my empire.

BTC: 39 Medal Of Honor by The_young_scot 9-14-05

Die nazi scum! Man i love playing moh! moh? God just say Medal of honor No, i love moh so much i can't waste time pronouncing it Fine, but on judgement day, you'll realise how you wasted your life moh!

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The following statement its true. The previous statement is false

If I don't get some more entries in the next day or so, I'm just going to have to give biped the win.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

BTC 39: Something borrowed by The_young_scot 9-14-05

So how goes life as an artist Terrible, i'm animating a terrible rip off of the simpsons Surely it can't be that bad The main character is called "Boner Timpson" Moh!

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The following statement its true. The previous statement is false

I like that one better than mine.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Mookie Misp Mixup by RedfeatheR 9-14-05

MeeMUS!! MELP ME MLEASE! OK, just this once I'll let someone out of hell. I know it's silly, but I gotta ask anyways... do you want to stay in hell? Moh, Mlord, my mant moo moe moo meavan With your skin burned off I can't understand what you're saying... aaaannnnd I thiiiinnkk you just mentioned bestiality, which I'm not so crazy about. *tsk* sorry. Moh!

BTC- UH by xxausrottenxx 9-14-05

The apocalypse came that day... And that skeleton ejaculated prematurely Moh!

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what if nigger meant kite

Ten point for mandingo. You can trade them in at the counter for two spider rings or a whistle.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

whistle, whistle!

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what if nigger meant kite

The age-challenged person from a place called Scotland is the winner of this BTC.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Yay my first victory! But there were a few i liked better than mine! So still being fairly new to this whole "comic" way of life, how do i celebrate this victory? Do i sacrifice a badger? Do tell..

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The following statement its true. The previous statement is false

Celebrate by running naked into a Retarded Old Folks home and swaggling the cock silly, you then wishwash they cocks.

And make a new contest.

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I dumb :D

swaggle the cock! swaggle it silly!

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what if nigger meant kite