Apparently I've hit some sort of funny vein lately. Before I start thinking I'm hot stuff, help me verify that this is not just a fluke.

Why I'm not a Preacher

Why did my parents have to die in that horrible car accident? Because God hates you.

by HCRoyall, 9-15-05

Bad News Gone Worse by HCRoyall 9-10-05

So what's it say? Blue stripe is positive and red is negative, right? Yeah. So what does it mean if it's a neon green pentagram and smoking slightly? It means the kid'll take after your side of the family.

Why are you so cold to me?

Why can't you see the world as it is instead of in a stark contrast of black and white?!

by HCRoyall, 9-12-05

If Real Life were like Roleplaying Games

Opps. I failed my saving throw; I'm pregnant.

by HCRoyall, 9-15-05

Genetic Cleansing is Fun! by HCRoyall 9-14-05

What are we doing again? Chlorinating the Gene Pool.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

BTC 38 by HCRoyall 9-09-05

Hi, I'm Jeff. David. Sandra didn't tell me you were a clown. What's that like? I'm not a clown. My kids' laundry got mixed in with my white robes and hood. Let's start over.

Thoughts on 9-11 by HCRoyall 9-12-05

Man, it sucks having 9-11 as my birthday. I've got you beat. How is Christmas worse than the anniversary of such a tragedy? On my birthday, I have to give presents to everyone else. You win.

Buddhist Butch by HCRoyall 9-07-05

All right you bald bastard! You're going to tell me the secret of enlightenment or I'm gonna gut you! I told you years ago, Young Butch. The path to enlightenment lies in compassion and self-sacrifice. Ah. Sorry. I thought you had said "sadism" and "human" sacrifice.

Billion Dollar Budget for Stupidity by HCRoyall 9-10-05

I just heard that they named the three new planets Xena, Santa, and Easter Bunny. Well, I'm off to NASA.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Bad News Gone Worse was great, the rest were mediocritastic.

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-=- You eat one lousy foot and they call you a cannibal. What a world. -=-

I really liked BTC38 and Why Are You So Cold...Bad News was also good.

i really liked BTC 38 (obviously) and Bad News as well

i think thoughts on 9/11 has some potential if you made it two panels and changed Jesus's middle panel to something like:

It's my birthday, why does everyone else get presents? hmph

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what if nigger meant kite

Reading these comics is more fun than being dismembered with a chainsaw because you accidentally ran over John Gotti's son.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

The real life RPG one is the one that got a loud laugh out of me. :)

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