got the idea to do a tag team series from DexX's profile page. so now, with no further ado, HCdingo presents...

Woppy Burger by mandingo 9-15-05

"welcome to Woppy Burger, where all our burgers are Woppy fresh and made with Woppy love." Gene, don't get me wrong, i appreciate the job and all, but why do i have to say that stupid Woppy phrase every time? because that's the Woppy way, you dumb Woppy shit. now scuttle your little Woppy ass back out there and serve fresh Woppy goodness to the retarded Woppy masses i heard that

Woppy Burger 2 by HCRoyall 9-15-05

I'm telling you, I can't stand this job. I'd quit if I could find something better. The customers... I told you to get a job back here in the kitchen. Welcome to Woppy Burger, home of the Woppy Burger! How may I help you? I'd like a Woppy Burger, medium rare, cut into sixths, and a milkshake with no cup. I fucking hate you.

Woppy Burger 3 by HCRoyall 9-16-05

I want to speak to your manager! The manager's off today. I'm the assistant manager. Then I demand you fire yourself at once! You're a special kind of retarded, aren't you sir?

Woppy Burger 4 by mandingo 9-16-05

welcome to Woppy Burger, where all our burgers are Woppy fresh and made with Woppy love God, i hate you i hate myself most days not enough

Woppy Burger 5 by mandingo 9-16-05

welcome to Woppy Burger, where all our burgers are Woppy fresh and made with Woppy love. i'll take a Woppy Meal please would you like a Woppy Shake or a Woppy Soda, Woppy Fries or Woppy Hashbrowns, a Woppy Burger or a Sloppy Woppy God, i hate you

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what if nigger meant kite

Woppy Burger 6 by HCRoyall 9-16-05

Welcome to Woppy Burger, where all the burgers are made Woppy Fresh with Woppy love. How can I help you? I'm the Health Inspector. I just need to look around if you don't mind. O thank GOD!!! Excuse me? Let me put it this way: it would be in the interest of EVERYONE'S health if you made it so I don't have to work here any more.

Woppy Burger 7 by HCRoyall 9-16-05

I swear, I can't take this job anymore, man! I'm about ready to quit even if it does mean being unemployed for a while. I hear you, man. Whoa, there's the boss; he looks pissed... It seems Head Office has been getting complaints about your less than Woppy attitude. They only had one thing to say about that, kid... I'm fired? Please tell me I'm fired! Actually, they're making you a manager and upping your hours. You're doing this to torment me, aren't you?

Woppy Burger Finale by mandingo 9-16-05

"welcome to Woppy Burger, where all our burgers are Woppy fresh and made with Woppy love." Joe, i appreciate the job and all, but why do i have to say that stupid Woppy phrase every time? because that's the Woppy way, you dumb Woppy shit. now scuttle your little Woppy ass back out there and serve fresh Woppy goodness to that fat Woppy fuck i heard that

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what if nigger meant kite

Our genius cannot be described by mere words.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Reading these comics is like frolicking through a wonderland of delight ruled with an iron fist by fascist kitty cats.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

They don't like it when you call them fascist. Watch your mouth or you'll get sent to the showers.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

I like them. Is "Woppy" a racist thing? I hope it is.

mandingo meets hcroyall by matclarke 9-16-05

hi. my name is mandingo. well hello there. my name is hcroyall. i'm gona yank on your fucking braids! your fucking haircut sucks a dick.

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obscenity filter is off

I like the whole Lion King coming full circle thing.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

Woppy burglar by arbi 9-16-05

go vegan Mr. Woppy has made you a very generous offer to join our management team. But I don't want more hours. I don't want more woppy love. He said to make you an offer you can't refuse. No, really, I'm going to go back to school. AAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!

It comes from Italian dialectal _guappo_ =
"thug", ultimately from Latin _vappa_ = "flat wine".
Source: [Mark Israel, 'Word Origins: "wop"', The alt.usage.english FAQ file,(line 4385), (29 Sept 1997)]

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woof

thanks for the Woppy feedback everyone

Woppy Burgers are made from ground up italians

Woppy Burgers are people!

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what if nigger meant kite