There is a pumpkin in my shit by matclarke 7-26-05

I really gotta start chewing my food more throughly.

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That one is fucking funny....ME RIKEY!

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I agree with everything in this thread.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

I disagree. But I agree with everything else.

Lets agree to disagree

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I agree with you but not him.

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Does anyone else have some good poop jokes?

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Q: What's for dinner?

A: POOP!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

I always tell my kids they get dog shit sandwiches for dinner when they are being turds, they don't find it NEARLY as amusing as myself.

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whata bout poop strips?

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i do, i do

i thought of this 3 days ago but no one will believe it now by mandingo 7-13-05

all done you better go bury your shit. we don't want to attract any mean nasty bears. good gracious, whatever would we do? ha ha Ha Ha HA HA HAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ... ... ... no seriously bears aren't attracted by shit you don't chew!

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There is nothing funny about poop.

alright, i'll ante up.

Orange Soda : Trouble

I'M GOING TO POOP BLOOD TONIGHT!!

by finn34, 9-05-05

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Err, well, this one involves poop at the end...

The Aristocrats Joke by mrpoop 9-13-05

In honor of the Aristocrats Joke... Alright, so a man, a woman, and a horse walk into a talent agent's office... Without a word, the man turns to the woman, slices her throat open with a cork-screw from a swiss army knife, pulls down his pants, and starts slamming her in the ass. The talent agent starts yelling "Hey, you can't do that here!" But the man doesn't listen. He just keeps pounding and pounding away. He then looks at the horse and starts saying... "Hey Horsey! Get in on this!" Without another word, the horse turns his head and starts shitting all over everything. The talent agent, allured by the wafting scent of manure... ...Walks over and starts licking the shit up off the ground. So the man keeps fucking the corpse of the woman while the talent agent eats the horse shit. The man turns, smiles, and says... "We're the Aristocrats!"

Nummy Nummy

Mmmmm, always better going back in! HEY ASSHOLE GIVE THAT BACK!

by flipynif1, 9-20-05

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MrPottedMeat by matclarke 7-12-05

Potted meat? Vienna sausage. POTTED MEAT! VIENNA SAUSAGE! You no nothing of fine cuisine! CUISINE?! I was speaking in reference to my goat terds.

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EasyBake by matclarke 5-18-05

Does there seem to be a problem? Yeah, I can't SEEM to take a shit in peace? Please forgive me. YOU'RE STILL NOT GONA GET THAT EASYBAKE OVEN WITH INTERIOR LIGHT AND THE VARIABLE HEAT SETTING!

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Our Lady of Fartima by suicide_king 7-01-05

What's with all the crosses and candles in the middle stall? Oh, Fred from accounting took a shit that looks just like the Virgin Mary. Check it out. My God, those corn kernels are positioned perfectly. I feel like she looking right at me... comforting me. Yeah, Fred took some "white out" and colored 'em in. Where's Fred? I want to congratulate him. At the all you can eat Mexican restaurant. He's convinced that he's "had a calling."

thats good poop funny right there!

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CC 107: Shitcom by kaufman 3-20-02

Spearheading an urban crimefighting taskforce ... Stop! I saw you jaywalking. Up against the car, I'm gonna have to run you in. Dan Hood is Omaha's most notorious cop... Hold it right there. This is a bust! Why, it sho'nuff is. Wid manboobs like those, you oughta be workin' fo' me! rophage. Welcome to Krispy Kreme, how may I help you? I'd like a dozen doughnuts covered in shit. And none of that chocolate crap, I want them loaded with real-live fecal excrement!

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More poop related strips for your viewing and smelling pleasure...

GOLDSCHLAGER by suicide_king 12-03-04

You know that liquor with the little gold flakes in it? They say that if you drink enough of it, the flakes can turn into nuggets. But my poop doesn't go through a sifting pan too well. Well, sometimes it does, but when that's the case, I'm usually not in much of a drinking mood.

Code Brown by suicide_king 12-08-04

Shall I cue the organist to begin "Here Comes the Bride?" Gimme a few minutes. I'm havin' a major code brown. It's rearin' its ugly brown head, if you know what I'm sayin'. The holy shitter is that way, and to the left. Matches are on the sink.

i like goldschlager! cut some cable, grow a tail, take the browns to the super bowl, drop the cosby kids off at da pool.

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this isn't really about poop, but kinda

PinkishHue by matclarke 7-11-05

Both my cheeks have a real nice pinkish hue. I've noticed that several times myself. I think it really brings out the color of my eye. Yup. You can't argue with that. That also explains why you insist on pulling your pants down at a urinal.

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