Ok guys for my first competition i was hoping to unlease a flesh eating badger upon you all, proclaming the last surviver as the winner, alas you'll just have to complete this comic.

BTC #40: Template by The_young_scot 9-17-05

It was then i knew i needed help

I'll pick the winner in a week or something.
Photoshops are ok
No past entries
No limits on the first two panels
You can add narration to the final panel or change the background, but thats all!

Good luck!

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BTC 40: Streetwalkin' by niteowl 9-17-05

Bitch betta' have my money, or I'm finna pop a cap in her ass. Hi! It appears that you need help recovering some lost funds from a person of the female persuasion. Might I suggest a wire tap or something else non-violent? It was then i knew i needed help

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

BTC 40: AA Works! Step one: Get Hammered by flipynif1 9-17-05

It's looks like you're trying to write a letter, let me help. I'm just practising my typing. You are WRITING a GODDAM LETTER!! LET ME GODDAM HELP!! NOW!!! AUUUUGGHHHH *lazer* It was then i knew i needed help

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I dumb :D

BTC 40: Help is not enough by flipynif1 9-17-05

$5 For a blowjob, $1 for a handjob! It's looks like you are trying to get some crack, let me help. Ooooh baby, i'm gonna rock your world! COME TO PAPA!! eeep...P-perhaps i should rephrase that. it was then that i knew i needed help

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I dumb :D

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Har har some good stuff people keep it comming

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BTC #40: VH1's Behind the Microsoft by Matt_wolfe 9-18-05

In the Year 20XX, Computers have a coach, aslo called a net navi, a geek name Geo, has a Navi named Clappy.exe, he can piss you off in a second. *Typing* Dear Strong Bad, How do you type with Boxing Gloves on? Oh, Come on! That's no way to type! I'm deleting this file! This is the last time you deleted my letters to strong bad! I am gonna delete you! NOOOO! It was then i knew i needed help

Hide the Office Assistant by RedfeatheR 9-18-05

I gotta say, this has been an awesome night Clippy, we should do it again some time. Did you say, got to, gotten, glottal, grotto, or gutter? And do you mean, Clippie, Clippie's, or Lippy? It was then i knew i needed help

BTC 40: Butt-Clench! by biped 9-18-05

I am the Grim Reaper. I've come for you, Clippy. (Oh, shit!) Uhh...I'm not Clippy! I'm CLAPPY! Right...Clippy and Clappy both die today. Work-related mishap... very sad. Wait...did I say CLAPPY? CLAPPY'S my PAPPY! I'm... uh...CRAPPY! It was then i knew i needed help

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Gran and Gran: Clappy's Counsilling Story by HotRodDeathToll 9-19-05

Where am i? You are in microsoft's Crappy Clappy Factory would you like some clips? No, but i'd like some help putting on this thong on that i just bought. It was then i knew i needed help

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The dictator of love and his weapon of mass destruction

BTC 40: WHAT YOU SAY?? by flipynif1 9-20-05

In AD 2101, war was beginning, in the Zero Wing Labratory. What happen? Someone set up us the bomb! We get signal. What! Main screen turn on..... it's you! *poof* It looks like you are trying to make a video game, let me help. How are you gentlemen, all your base are belong to us, you are on the way to destruction! What you say? You have no chance to survive make your time. uh... that's when i knew i needed help.

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I dumb :D

I'll maybe judge this tomorrow or something if there are no more entries

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Well seeing as there are no more entries i'm gonna judge it today, some pretty good entries so thanks everyone for entering my first competiton!

And i give you the winner

Congratulations finn34!

We're MAKING HISTORY HERE PEOPLE!!

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damm...i mean congrats!

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I dumb :D

BTC 41 is up and ready, sires.

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