CC 298: Yerkin Soup for the Soul by kaufman 9-24-05

That's IT! I'm going 40 days without jerkin' my yerkin. Starting NOW!!! Don't laugh. It's more coherent than his previous Iraq policy.

CC 298: Jerk O'Lantern by kaufman 9-24-05

That's IT! I'm going 40 days without jerkin' my yerkin. Starting NOW!!! A bit of a case of closing the barn door after the horses ran out, ain't it?

CC 298: The Organ Grinder by kaufman 9-24-05

That's IT! I'm going 40 days without jerkin' my yerkin. Starting NOW!!! o/` She's been married seven times before, and every one was an 'En-er-y, She wouldn't have a Willie or a Sam, no Sam! Did you hear me? no more jerkin' for 40 days. That's 960 hours. 57,600 minutes. Or 3,456,000 seconds. I'm her eighth old man, I'm Hen-er-y, Henry the Eighth I am! YOU WIN! Now just quit playing that damned song already!!! 3,793rd verse, same as the 3,792nd! I'm 'Enry the Eighth, I am. Henry the Eighth, I am, I am! ...

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i should sleep. by 25cents 9-24-05

That's IT! I'm going 40 days without jerkin' my yerkin. Starting NOW!!! je mappele francios!!! no, thank you. bourgeious!

cc298 - super mario snatch bros by 25cents 9-24-05

That's IT! I'm going 40 days without jerkin' my yerkin. Starting NOW!!! dude, you're fucking ugly. fin.

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CC 298: i didn't even know flies had yerkins by mandingo 9-24-05

That's IT! I'm going 40 days without jerkin' my yerkin. Starting NOW!!! well? SEINFELD DID IT!

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what if nigger meant kite

cc 298 doggeral and pony show by arbi 9-24-05

That's IT! I'm going 40 days without jerkin' my yerkin. Starting NOW!!! said the COW!!! There once was a chicken from Perkin, who wanted to be an Amer'can. She jumped on a frieghter, full of tomater, to get thousands of miles from her kin. A bushel's the same as a firkin.The Gerkha was wearing a burka 'n' jumped onto the frieghter and said see you later, while eating a handful of gerkin. She traded her gold for a zircon to a wiley young scot they called Sher Kahn. I'd like to go on, but something is wrong, my scansion and meter ain't workin'. Should I put him in a box? Can i sell him to the fox? Stripcreator surely rocks.

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CC 298 : Meter Beater by finn34 9-24-05

That's IT! I'm going 40 days without jerkin' my yerkin. Starting NOW!! I just came to check the meter, pal.

word.

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CC 298: Can't Stop the Beat by flickguy 9-24-05

That's IT! I'm going 40 days without jerkin' my yerkin. Starting NOW!!! Okay, starting NOW!

CC 298: Can't Stop the Meat by flickguy 9-24-05

That's IT! I'm going 40 days without jerkin' my yerkin. Starting NOW!!! And for Lent, you give up meat? No.

CC 298: Can't Stop the Bleat by flickguy 9-24-05

That's IT! I'm going 40 days without jerkin' my yerkin. Starting NOW!!! Did you call my name? Jerk. (Damn.)

CC 298: Can't Stop the Skeet by flickguy 9-24-05

That's IT! I'm going 40 days without jerkin' my yerkin. Starting NOW!!! Okay, PULL!

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This is not my empire.

CC 298: Can't Stop the Fleet by flickguy 9-24-05

That's IT! I'm going 40 days without jerkin' my yerkin. Starting NOW!!! I want off at the next port, please.

CC 298: Can't Stop the Creet by flickguy 9-24-05

That's IT! I'm going 40 days without jerkin' my yerkin. Starting NOW!!! I think I saw that movie. Movie? We're talking about my life here! Naw, dude. It was a movie. A movie about a mouse that gave up... you know... that? Naw, I remember now. It was Debbie Does Disney!

CC 298: Can't stop the Creep by flickguy 9-24-05

That's IT! I'm going 40 days without jerkin' my yerkin. Starting NOW!!! Still, that doesn't mean I have to stop whacking off. Your head, that is.

CC 298: Can't stop the Weak by flickguy 9-24-05

That's IT! I'm going 40 days without jerkin' my yerkin. Starting NOW!!! Look -- the Barbi twins are showering together again! I hate you.

All right. I'm done now.

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This is not my empire.

BAHAHA!

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what if nigger meant kite

CC 298: Milkin' The Bull by biped 9-24-05

That's IT! I'm going 40 days without jerkin' my yerkin. Starting NOW!!! You'll never make it...you'll miss me... just think of all lovely things that only I can show you... Shut up! Mmm...naked humans...engaging in perverse acts of bestiality...nng... Wendy Whoppers' huge udders...fat chicks...drool... Baseball..Ernest Borgnine... aluminum siding... Wyatt Earp... JERK IT! JERK THAT SMOKEWAGON!

CC 298: Don't Beat That Meat by biped 9-24-05

That's IT! I'm going 40 days without jerkin' my yerkin. Starting NOW!!! Popping out of hyper-space over the planet Poledancia, Captain Brad! Empress Bouncyboobs and her Super-Slutty Stripper Brigade await contact! Are you playing "pocket pool", sir?

CC 298: Panic In The Year Zero by biped 9-24-05

That's IT! I'm going 40 days without jerkin' my yerkin. Starting NOW!!! GAH!!! I JUST GOT MY FUCKING ARM CUT OFF!!! GAAAAAAAA!!! Did you hear me? No jerkin' my yerkin WHATSOEVER!!! For 40 WHOLE DAYS!!! FUCK!!! OH MY GOD!!! MY ARM -- MY FUCKING ARM!!! GYAAAAAAAAA!!! 40 days -- why, my poor PENIS will think my ARM'S been cut off!!! GUH -- MY JERKING HAND!!! OH MY GOD, MY JERKING HAND!!! YAAAAAA-HAAAH-HAAAAAAAAA!!!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

                               by mandingo 9-24-05

That's IT! I'm going 40 days without jerkin' my yerkin. Starting NOW!!! what, just to date JesusFreakBot? why don't you just take her to that concert you won tickets to? take a JesusFreakBot to a heavy metal concert? are you crazy? just tell her its christian rock and how do i explain lyrics like 'fuck your mama in the ass til she queefs vanilla wafers' tell her its written in code like Revelation

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what if nigger meant kite

I HAVEN'T SEEN THIS MUCH FLOOD SINCE TWO WEEKS AGO IN NEW ORLEANS LOL

not even funny because i'm drunk as all hell by BigFrank105 9-25-05

That's IT! I'm going 40 days without jerkin' my yerkin. Starting NOW!! I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH A TREE!!!

CC 298 by HotRodDeathToll 9-25-05

That's IT! I'm going 40 days without jerkin' my yerkin. Starting NOW!!! Well i'll be damned, you've been jerkin' ya yerkin for years. you must be crazy! I must be crazy, i'm talking to a cow for gods sake I'm actually a bull! How did that cow know that. I'm a bull.

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The dictator of love and his weapon of mass destruction

CC 298 by HCRoyall 9-24-05

That's IT! I'm going 40 days without jerkin' my yerkin. Starting NOW!!! Awww... I never said YOU had to stop.

CC 298 by HCRoyall 9-24-05

That's IT! I'm going 40 days without jerkin' my yerkin. Starting NOW!!! I said... Dude. Level 17. Helloooo!

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I find it very hard to think of anything funny in this format...

CC298: [Random] The first casualty of war is wanking by DexX 9-25-05

That's IT! I'm going 40 days without jerkin' my yerkin. Starting NOW!!! Let me guess... That's how long the medic said it would take before the bullet wound heals up, right?

CC298: [Random] Glub by DexX 9-25-05

That's IT! I'm going 40 days without jerkin' my yerkin. Starting NOW!!! Shhhh! But I- Quiet! Don't wake the baby, you wanker! That's _reformed_ wanker, than you very much. Could you just shut up! Oh, wait... it's drowned. Carry on.

CC298: [Random] Wishes by DexX 9-25-05

That's IT! I'm going 40 days without jerkin' my yerkin. Starting NOW!!! *sigh* I wish I had fingers. My life would make a kick-arse blog.

CC298: [Random] Critics by DexX 9-25-05

That's IT! I'm going 40 days without jerkin' my yerkin. Starting NOW!!! You hear me God? No more wanking if you get me out of this predicament! ...and what kind of fucking chalk outline is this, anyway? It's not even close to my body shape! SORRY. TOBOR IS MISSING HIS GOOD DRAWING ARM.

CC298: [Random] Punishment by DexX 9-25-05

That's IT! I'm going 40 days without jerkin' my yerkin. Starting NOW!!! No more evil sinning for me, okay God? Please just don't do to me what you did to my friend Bambi over here... Ow... lightning burns on my spleen...

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

Not that it stopped me trying, though...

CC298: [Random] Schramm by DexX 9-25-05

That's IT! I'm going 40 days without jerkin' my yerkin. Starting NOW!!! Do you really think you have the strength to do that? Well... I... uh, no, not really... Lucky I'm here to help, then. Come over here and let me nail your cock to the door.

CC298: [Random] Stupid

That's IT! I'm going 40 days without jerkin' my yerkin. Starting NOW!!! ARGH!!! GIANT TALKING MASTURBATING BUG!!!

by DexX, 9-25-05

CC298: [Random] Default Asian Girls (Almost) by DexX 9-25-05

That's IT! I'm going 40 days without jerkin' my yerkin. Starting NOW!!! What do you- Hey! Where's the other chick? Day off.

CC298: [Random] Interview by DexX 9-25-05

That's IT! I'm going 40 days without jerkin' my yerkin. Starting NOW!!! Uh... that's nice. Oh, and your qualifications are excellent. The job is yours. I don't think I want it any more.

CC298: [Random] Fundie Christian Puppet Theatre by DexX 9-25-05

That's IT! I'm going 40 days without jerkin' my yerkin. Starting NOW!!! So Sammy the Snake refrained from tainting his body with earthly sin, and went to Heaven. The end! "Hey, I can see her lips moving." Hey, shut the fuck up, kid! *gasp!* Sammy! Language! Sorry, sorry... ever since I gave up wanking I've been a bit grumpy. Yeesh, tell me about it...