The Meat Wagon 1 by biped 9-30-05

Why...that's old "Jolly" Joe. He used to sell us candy bars out of a pushcart after school. Who in the world would've -- Would you please SHUT THE FUCK UP? I've had just about enough of your YAMMERIN' YAP. Right...uh, well, the meat wagon's here-- I thought I told you to SHUT UP!

The Meat Wagon 2 by biped 9-30-05

Can I talk -- No need for that now! Just shuck them drawers and GIT TO WORK!

The Meat Wagon 3 by biped 9-30-05

Uh...you think, maybe just this once, I could do this alone -- YOU KNOW I LIKE TA WATCH! NOW CLAM UP AND GIT TA SQUATTIN'! My GOD, Ed...this is NUTS... Shoot me, Bob. Or I swear I'll send those photos of you and the babysitter to your wife. Shoot me. SHOOT ME. Well, well...look who fell out of his wheelchair. Guess I'll just sit on his face for awhile.

The Meat Wagon 4 by biped 9-30-05

You're strangely quiet today, Ed... a penny for your thoughts? Oh, I was just wondering... what in the world did I do to deserve this never-ending torment? I forget. "Well, Ed...fifty million years ago..." Yum! That banana looks good. May I have a bite? No. Of course, you got a light sentence. So in another billion years, you get to be reincarnated as a dung beetle. Boy. I wish I'd given the dinosaur a bite of that damn banana.

The Meat Wagon 5 by biped 9-30-05

Well, it's been a billion years. I finally get to be reincarnated as a dung beetle. And I finally get to return to my true form and pass on to the next level. Your true --? Bye, Daddy! WOO-HOO!!! BUFFALO SHIT!!! DIBS ON THE CORN!!!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I really like your work Biped. This is a great series...unfortuantly it seemed to lose steam towards the end.

Not to be a downer..

You can still outcreate 98% of the peeps here (definetly including me)

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I dumb :D

Thanks. I don't know, maybe I shouldn't have tried to give it a heart-warming ending.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

in the 3rd frame 2nd comic he is paralysed, then goes to hell, then is no longer paralysed...

Maybe that's what got me...

Otherwise excellent idea

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I dumb :D

Well, he was always in hell. I should've called it "He Is Always In Hell." I was saving that title for a future comic about warthogs, but it probably would've fit this one better.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Shit now i feel fucking stupid.

That makes sense, now it comes together like a group of lesbien choirgirls

Good stuff

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I dumb :D

Well, I could've made it clearer. I wish our comics series could have theme songs like TV shows. I would have one with Neil Diamond singing:

He's always in hell
His torment is eternal
The brimstone's hot
The flames, they are infernal

He's got hot coals up his butthole
And a cock ring made of thorns
He's Kirk without a phaser
On a planet full of Gorns

And the granny-lady forces him
To poop for her to look at
I guess not sharing your banana
Is a crime to throw the book at

And still for the old lady
He must sexually perform
And do things with his orifice
That are way beyond the norm

Well, in his present body
He's a cop who is bipedal
But in a billion years,
Whoa, Lord
He'll be a multi-legged dung beetle

Yeah, one day
OH YEAH, one glorious day --

(chorus)

[i]He'll be dung beetle
Livin' strong and livin' free!
He'll be wadin' in glory
And smellin' victory!

No longer will he have to jump
Through that old lady's hoop!
He'll be a dung beetle
In a mountain of fresh poop!

And he'll go
Where the buffalos gooooo...
Gettin' dibs on the corn
And takin' it...slooooooow... [/i]

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

biped, if we were all on a deserted island, i'd make you my wife. all the others would be but mere concubines

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what if nigger meant kite

I hope you play in a band, cause that's fucking GOLD lol

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I dumb :D

Biped should have his own comic contest, that no matter what the subject is or who hosted it, biped is the judge and we bow and scrape to appease him.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Yeah, that'd be awesome!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.