Story of a Girl: Tasteless Joke Night! by DH-01 4-30-05

Hello, Tobor... I heard that your new dog died yesterday. How terrible... It's okay. Tobor has already gotten past the mourning stage. There is a problem, though. Eh? What's that? Tobor tried to get a new dog, but the animal shelter people kicked me off their property. Now that's not right! Why would they do that? All Tobor did was take their so-called weiner dog back! Total scam. Next time, Tobor just buy a penis pump.

Read. Or don't.

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Needs more sodomy.

like fine cuisine, just the right amount of sodomy

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what if nigger meant kite

You make my anus weep for joy. Or maybe that's diarrhea.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Meh like.

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