The fairy monks hidden beneath the clouds by JESUSSANDWICH 10-11-05

Oh fabled fairy monk from beneath the clouds what is the secret to your sucess? Not letting the white man keep you down.

The fairy monks hidden beneath the clouds 2 by crabby 10-11-05

I really need those lab reports. Fuck you whitey. This sure is a beautiful sunset. Fuck you whitey. So, did you take my advice? Fuck you whitey.

The fairy monks hidden beneath the clouds 3 by JESUSSANDWICH 10-11-05

I guess you took my advice to litterally. I didnt say piss off every white person in america. I said to piss in their gas tanks dumbshit!

The fairy monks hidden beneath the clouds 4 by crabby 10-11-05

HaHaHa me play joke, me put pee pee in your gastank. First of all you aren't asian. Second of all I don;t have a car. Third of all you actually took a shit in Rudolph's mouth. Fuck you whitey. You just don't get it do you? The secret to success isn't about hating whitey. It's not? No, its about hating the jews.

The fairy monks hidden beneath the clouds 5 by JESUSSANDWICH 10-11-05

Master I heard from a wise old man that it was not all about hating whitey he said we should hate the jews more. Whoever told you that is full of shit, I AM a fucking jew. Kike

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

The fairy monks hidden beneath the clouds 6 by crabby 10-11-05

Hey, I heard what you said to that jew and I'd really like to give you a job. Oh really? What job might that be? I want you to become my heir and take over my kingdom when I die. I'd love too, why it would be an honor sir! The only problem is hat I already have a son, but you're second in line to the thrown. I wouldn;t hold it against you if you offed the sissy though. It shall be done.

The fairy monks hidden beneath the clouds 7 by JESUSSANDWICH 10-11-05

So where can I find the fag? He plays in the faggot meadow at the end of 1st St. Later. TRALALALALALALAAAAA!!! Faggot. LALALALALAAAAA!!!!!!!!

The fairy monks hidden beneath the clouds 8 by crabby 10-11-05

Sorry, but I'm going to have to kill you. I really wanna inherit that kingdom. I understand, but I'm not the king;s son. I'm just a knight who frolicks here to protect him. The kings son is over there on the other side of the meadow writing poetry. He has great hair. Its so soft. Sometimes, if he's in a really good mood he'll let me comb it for him.

The fairy monks hidden beneath the clouds 9 by JESUSSANDWICH 10-11-05

I will give you twenty dollars to let me kill him. The next day. Ok.

The fairy monks hidden beneath the clouds 10 by crabby 10-11-05

Is my son dead yet? He most certainly is, I'll gladly be inheriting that kingdom now. In that case I have some good news and some bad news. The good news is you are now officially next in line for the throne. The bad news? I'm immortal. Fuck you whitey.

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

The fairy monks hidden beneath the clouds 11 by JESUSSANDWICH 10-11-05

Master I am sorry I called you a kike can you ever forgive me? Shut up you fucking nigger.

The fairy monks hidden beneath the clouds 12 by crabby 10-11-05

I'm obviously not a nigger. Why would you say such a thing? You know, with all that meditating you do, I would have thought you'd be smarter. What do you mean? You're adopted. Your real mother lives in Texas and she isn;t exactly sure who you're father is. I must flee to contact her. Careful, they don;t care for your kind down south.

The fairy monks hidden beneath the clouds 13 by JESUSSANDWICH 10-11-05

The deep south Sir do you know where could find Sharina Jackson? You a long way from Africa boy. Sir I am not black. Whatever nigger. Hey cletus come get a looks at the nigger!

The fairy monks hidden beneath the clouds 14 by crabby 10-11-05

Oh, don't mind them. They may talk tough, but their both really just a couple of assholes. I'm Sharina Jackson, how can I help you? Well Sharina, I just found out I'm adopted and you're my mother. I just came to confirm it and see if you might know who my father is. I did give up a child for adoption, but I didn't have no nigger baby. I'm seriously not black.

The fairy monks hidden beneath the clouds 15 by JESUSSANDWICH 10-11-05

I do remember long ago when a strange looking fella came to town he sure was nice though. Years ago How much will this cost me again? Bout 20 dollars honey. 9 months later I was pregnant but I dont think it was with you. Stupid wop.

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

The fairy monks hidden beneath the clouds 16 by crabby 10-11-05

So what did you find out? Well, I found a woman with the same name, but she said she wasn't my mother. That sounds pretty anticlimatic. Well I did call her a wop. Oh, did you really? well no, but I totally thought it in my head.

The fairy monks hidden beneath the clouds 17 by JESUSSANDWICH 10-11-05

Can I come back now? Sure, I wanted someone to watch the new episode of the Gilmore Girls with. Fuck that shit.

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

teh series is teh funny

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I dumb :D

Gold!

i liked this series more than air

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what if nigger meant kite

Bump! Fabrige Eggs

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