Sorry if you've already seen the old ones.

Neither a borrower nor a lender be by kaiobrien 10-12-05

Dad, can I borrow 50 bucks? Do you mean can you GIVE me 50 bucks? NO, I said can I BORROW 50 bucks. Why don't you turn up your hearing aid deafhead Well you've never paid me back before... all right, here you go You're so rude to me Dad. You can't expect me to pay you back when you're so rude to me

Father and Son - Rent by kaiobrien 9-30-05

Son, your mother and I think it's time you started paying rent. Ha! To live with your parents? You guys should pay me! Well, in a way we already do. We wash your clothes, cook your food, pay the bills... Dad, you're starting one of your boring lectures that doesn't make any sense again. I'm going to have to put you in an old peoples home one of these days.

Father and Son - Getting Older by kaiobrien 9-29-05

Dad, I've spoken to the doctor about your heart. Please Dad, you've got to be careful. I'm worried that if you have another stroke... You might not be able to take care of me anymore

Hooray for the drains on society like us!

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

You tell it, sister!

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

On a scale of one to ten, these are good comics.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I think they are alright fo shizzle

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I dumb :D