TWice the brothers!

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I dumb :D

"So I only get half custody?"

The new changing table at Buck's Hardware World was a hell of a lot cooler than the ones at the airport.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Testing to see which one is Super Baby after a mix-up at the hospital.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

The internet is an unreliable source of information when it comes to appendectomy surgery.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

and in this lesson, i'll teach you the best place to hide your crack in a dead babies body

Finally... the airlines are reading my suggestions about how to take care of the problem of crying babies on a crowded flight.

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"Crib too small? No sweat..."

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"And this tablesaw will cut through anything! Just watch how cleanly it slices through this here toddler!"

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

"Frank, you fool! That's the stainless steel disc! I took the toddler disc out this morning!"

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Don't worry; this procedure is perfectly safe!

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Little bugger swallowed five bucks worth of loose change...

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Sadly, Kenny's parents couldn't even get a refund for the copy of "Pediatric Surgery: 10 Easy Lessons or Five Hard Ones", from amazon.com

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

Bob's "great idea" to assist his young son with his teething was somewhat misguided.

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