I .....Am......New.....Please Dont Hurt Me >_<

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Whaaa?!

/hurts

If you had come in and said "Hurt Me" we all would have left you alone. Except maybe Spankling. And mandingo.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

I won't hurt you, but I demand you make me a delicious omlette.

We never hurt the newbies. Do we, Terry?

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Oh, I'll hurt you, baby. Bad.

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

Mwrowr.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

Today me and my friend experimented with cooking. We cut grooves into hot dogs, hollowed them out slightly, and stuffed them with pasta. Then, we boiled them, added parmesan cheese, and prepared to feast. It was disgusting, and I'm not sure if I'll ever eat hot dogs again.

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It's grime time.

You should have gotten pasta shells and stuffed them with cheese and hotdogs... would have been a wee bit tastier.

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

My greatest delicacy is something I call "Cupboard Soup" which consists of

2 cans vegetable broth
and
whatever the hell else is in the cupboard

Mmm, mmm, good!

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I has a flavor!