Whoooodoggies. This thing is really catching on. I've set the ICC clock to Stripcreator time--hopefully, I'll remember how to do that conversion and show up when I'm supposed to.

Okay, this one is simple and fun.

Make a new comic with the theme of a 1950's style giant monster/mutant/robot sci fi B-movie. You have free reign as to what characters and backdrops you use, just make it funny and creative.

Judging in about 30 minutes.

ICC 4: Attack! by attitudechicka 10-17-05

Thanks, John. And in other news, a giant robot is attacking the city. Attacking the city? Oh no... You did say "when monsters attack the city".

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Mediocrity at its most average.

ICC 4: THE ROBOT AGENDA by mandingo 10-17-05

heya, Bill. chance running into you here, in this neck of the world domination. Ted, my boy! what are you doing here? oh, you know. destroying strategic locations, stomping command structure fleshlings, wreaking havoc. no, really. Martha sent me out for milk. wanna carpool?

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what if nigger meant kite

ICC 4: Give Peace A Chance by BigEvilDan 10-17-05

RARRR!! Flee in terror, puny humans! What the hell are you doing? I'm laying waste to Tokyo. What else would I be doing? Look, just because radiation turns you into a hideous monster, you don't have to act like one. Seriously, you're giving the rest of us a bad name. So you're saying that we could live in peace and harmony with the humans? Nah, I was just fucking with you. Wanna go destroy that day care?

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

ICC 4: Fashion Statement by attitudechicka 10-17-05

So, Giant Monster, why exactly is it that you are attacking the city? Who said anything about attacking? Well you are holding a ladies' handbag. Oh, no, not another one of those "real men don't carry bags" type people. Grow up, man.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

ICC 4: Invaders from Space! by mandingo 10-17-05

GLORGLE SPEW! we are approaching Earth, Commander. excellent! tune in their human broadcasts so we can get a feeling for these "humans" oh no you din't. girlfriend, you can't be callin a sister fat when your saddlebags so big you flap when you walk! UH HUH! JERRY! JERRY! Commander, are you okay? 600 million miles, Johnson. 600 million miles we came.

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what if nigger meant kite

ICC 4: Side Effects by BigEvilDan 10-17-05

Don't worry, this experimental drug won't hurt a bit, and there's almost no chance of you turning into a 40-foot tall killing machine. Wait, what? Hours later... RAAR!!! CRUSH!! KILL!! DESTROY!! Hmmm... I hope I remembered to update my malpractice insurance.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

Well done, my friends. All very good entries, as always. Unfortunately, like that other disaster of a movie...There can be only one. I hereby declare Mandingo the winner for this one:

ICC 4: Invaders from Space! by mandingo 10-17-05

GLORGLE SPEW! we are approaching Earth, Commander. excellent! tune in their human broadcasts so we can get a feeling for these "humans" oh no you din't. girlfriend, you can't be callin a sister fat when your saddlebags so big you flap when you walk! UH HUH! JERRY! JERRY! Commander, are you okay? 600 million miles, Johnson. 600 million miles we came.

Thanks to everyone for playing. Take it away, Mandingo!

thanks, Choad! i'll run product demographics cross-referenced to the cycles of the moon and post the corresponding date and time of the next contest

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what if nigger meant kite