Awww yeah.

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Dad was flammable

10 minutes until contest.

10 minutes until contest.

10 minutes until contest.

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Dad was flammable

>?

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

Okay, simple idea for this contest: I want you to make a comic in the style of a television commercial. Try to sell me something, the more bizarre the better.

Aaaaaaand GO GO GO GO GO!!!

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Dad was flammable

icc by PhreakyChinchilla 10-23-05

So come on down to Chuck's Organ Farm.. Where we chop off a fresh one for you every time!!

What I lack in funny, I make up for in randomness.

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

ICC 6: Soon to be known from spam mail by lukket 10-23-05

We all know this situation. You impregnated someone at an Asian brothel, and nine years after you get tracked down by the daughter you didn't know you had. Hi dad! Mifegyne doesn't help you now, and the child wants your precious money. Fi dolla! With the all new pill "Nevaborne", the problem will be solved instantly. Dad!

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troelsea at gmail dot com

ICC #6: Soap Dope by biped 10-23-05

MRS. FROBUSHER! SHOW US HOW NEW ALL-TEMPERATURE "BLAM!" WHITENS YOUR TOUGHEST LAUNDRY CHALLENGE! I just murdered my entire family. YOU -- err -- THAT'S GREAT! DID IT CREATE A TOUGH LAUNDRY CHALLENGE FOR NEW ALL-TEMPERATURE "BLAM!"? Oh no, I was naked when I axe-murdered them and then dismembered them with a chainsaw. I just took a shower. CUT! Okay, fine -- while we're set up, let's do that deodorant bath soap commercial!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

ICC6 - Life's a Circus by BigEvilDan 10-23-05

I'm here with Bargain Bob of Bargain Bob's Used Cars. Bring the family down this weekend for our circus sale. There will be games, clowns and more! Like a 40-year old divorced businessman reduced to dressing like a bunny so that he can sell crappy cars to stupid hicks. So, uh... come on down to Bargain Bob's, where you're guaranteed to feel better about your life. *sob*

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

aaaaand relax

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durn, just missed it

ICC 6 by mandingo 10-23-05

SUCKY SUCKY 5 DOLLAH! SUCKY SUCKY 5 DOLLAH! SUCKY SUCKY 5 DOLLAH! SUCKY SUCKY 5 DOLLAH! So come visit Thailand today! sold!

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what if nigger meant kite

Hmm, I didn't stipulate that it'd run for half an hour, would I be right to think that this is to be assumed?

Anyway, regardless, the contest is over so bow down to your new God:

BigEvilcanaDian!

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Dad was flammable