College by crabby 10-20-05

So do you have big plans for college? I'm just gonna go to communtity college for a year and try to figure out what I really wanna do. Right now I'm thinking marine biology. I really don't think they offer that at communtity college. Well, I can just hit up the community college and get some Gen Ed classes out of the way. Really get ready for the big stuff later on. Hey, I really respect that good luck! Thanks alot.

College. by crabby 10-20-05

So, where do you plan on going to college? Misery State and you? Apathy U. I'm really looking forward to their apathetic curriculum. Where are you going John? San Diego State. I hear its a party school. How depressing.

College. by crabby 10-20-05

So, how are you liking San Diego State? The party's are alright, but I find the school work sort of unfullfilling. I haven't cut myself with shards of glass in weeks. Is that a bad thing? Well, my entire life is sort of based around routine. The routine of cutting yourself with shards of glass? Basically.

College. by crabby 10-20-05

So, how is misery state treating you? Miserable. Where did you get that white shirt? I find it to be a tad disconcerting. I got it from a frat brother. A frat brother? Yeah, I joined a frat. Apparently I'm a cool guy and people like being around me. Poser.

College. by crabby 10-20-05

Do you wish to achieve happinesss which you previously thought was not within your bounds of existence? Not really. I sort of have this boyfriend who is every bit as sad as I am and he wears this mesh shirt to prove. FUCK HIM AND THAT MESH SHIRT THAT LOSER HAS TWO RICH PARENTS. My mom is a marine biologist and my father is a lawyer. Poser. Please don't tell the dean.

College. by crabby 10-20-05

Hmmmm.....So whats this I hear about a sad boyfriend? Well, not really a boyfriend. Sort of a soul partner who I swap ideas with. So, you have sex with him and exchange fluids? Its not like that he respects more than my gigantic bossom. I find you disgusting to look at and I feel that other students are disgusted with your charm. Have I told you that I'm suicidal lately?

College. by crabby 10-21-05

Damn girl, you chunky. You need to join my FRAT! I think alot of the brothers would dig you. Why because og my devotion to appealing to no one other than the saddest of townfolk? No. Cause you a chunky white girl. Now who don't you come with me and let me turn you out. Thats disgusting. We'll all agree to listen to your poetry. DEAL!

College. by crabby 10-21-05

So far college has been a real drag. I'm failing contemporary sadness because I don't really care for the enviroment as much as I let on. I got an A in wearing a white shirt. I got felt up by a bunch of black dudes who loved my poetry. WESTSIDE!!!!!!!!!!!! Who is that guy? Just a frat brother.

These are funny! I like them!

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

I shall fix the misspellings at a later date.

"Contemporary sadness" made me pee on myself.

the ending cracked me up

Westside!

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what if nigger meant kite

I like laughing at goths.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

On a scale of one to ten, those were really good.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I enjoy your typos knowing that you were drunk while creating those strips.

I say leave 'em.

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.