Put it right here Big Boy!

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YOU WANT MY POST!!! YOU WANT MY POST?!?!?!

okay. I'm glad somebody does.

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If this thread is good enough for spankling's 100th post then it's good enough for my 545th post.

Here's my 439th, foo'.

I feel so inadequate...

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

I wonder when i should post "I get the bloody point" on this thread.

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This is my 1000th post. As long as you are counting in base
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.V 593

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I think I should turn over the 'I Am a Colossal Geek' thread over to Kaufman.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Well, in base 13, this post is my...

*ponder*

580, I think... Hey, kaufman! Does 1417 [b10] = 580 [b13]? I haven't done base conversion for well over a year, so I am a bit rusty.

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Well, in base 13, this post is my...

*ponder*

580, I think... Hey, kaufman! Does 1417 [b10] = 580 [b13]? I haven't done base conversion for well over a year, so I am a bit rusty.

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13 * 13 = 169

1417/169 = 8+65/169
65/13 = 5.

Thus 1417 [b10] = 850 [b13]. Just a transposition of digits.

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I guess this oldie-but-moldy would fit into this thread right about now.

[Click to view comic: 'Pentium-Man's Hexadecimal Challenge']

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I thought 580 seemed too small, hence my query.

Then again, I was doing it mostly in my head, so I didn't so too badly.

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13 * 13 = 169

1417/169 = 8+65/169
65/13 = 5.

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Am I the only one who sees the rump of the blessed virgin donkey in that equation?

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13 * 13 = 169

1417/169 = 8+65/169
65/13 = 5.

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Am I the only one who sees the rump of the blessed virgin donkey in that equation?

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[Click to view comic: 'Reason #378 to stay in school']

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Math is hard.

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What can I say. Virgin donkey rumps get me hard.

Or did I miss the point again?

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

What can I say. Virgin donkey rumps get me hard.

Or did I miss the point again?

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Oh, hardly. I just liked the imagery. As for that quote, it's been part of my lexicon ever since Teen Talk Barbie popularized it :-)

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I might not know math, but I recognized the quote. Further evidence of my deviance and/or stupidity, I guess.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Far as I'm concerned, the term is cultural literacy.

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Oh, hardly. I just liked the imagery. As for that quote, it's been part of my lexicon ever since Teen Talk Barbie popularized it :-)

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I prefer my own version of it which goes, "Fuck math. I wanna shop, bitch."

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Didn't Barbie's "little sister" Skipper say that?

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet