Put it right here Big Boy!

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YOU WANT MY POST!!! YOU WANT MY POST?!?!?!

okay. I'm glad somebody does.

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If this thread is good enough for spankling's 100th post then it's good enough for my 545th post.

Here's my 439th, foo'.

I feel so inadequate...

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I wonder when i should post "I get the bloody point" on this thread.

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This is my 1000th post. As long as you are counting in base
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.V 593

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I think I should turn over the 'I Am a Colossal Geek' thread over to Kaufman.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Well, in base 13, this post is my...

*ponder*

580, I think... Hey, kaufman! Does 1417 [b10] = 580 [b13]? I haven't done base conversion for well over a year, so I am a bit rusty.

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Well, in base 13, this post is my...

*ponder*

580, I think... Hey, kaufman! Does 1417 [b10] = 580 [b13]? I haven't done base conversion for well over a year, so I am a bit rusty.

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13 * 13 = 169

1417/169 = 8+65/169
65/13 = 5.

Thus 1417 [b10] = 850 [b13]. Just a transposition of digits.

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I guess this oldie-but-moldy would fit into this thread right about now.

Pentium-Man's Hexadecimal Challenge by kaufman 5-22-01

46A09B5 + FDC01 = 479E5B6 ED31 * 72C = 6A51B6C 5 ^ 5 = C45 Wrong. It's C35. You lose. Rats. All your Base-16 are belong to us.

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I thought 580 seemed too small, hence my query.

Then again, I was doing it mostly in my head, so I didn't so too badly.

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13 * 13 = 169

1417/169 = 8+65/169
65/13 = 5.

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Am I the only one who sees the rump of the blessed virgin donkey in that equation?

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13 * 13 = 169

1417/169 = 8+65/169
65/13 = 5.

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Am I the only one who sees the rump of the blessed virgin donkey in that equation?

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Reason #378 to stay in school by kaufman 10-03-01

So how do I translate a number from base 10 to base 13 again? Find the highest power of 13 less than your number, and divide your number by that. That's your first digit. Then divide the remainder by ... Math is hard.

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Math is hard.

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What can I say. Virgin donkey rumps get me hard.

Or did I miss the point again?

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What can I say. Virgin donkey rumps get me hard.

Or did I miss the point again?

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Oh, hardly. I just liked the imagery. As for that quote, it's been part of my lexicon ever since Teen Talk Barbie popularized it :-)

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I might not know math, but I recognized the quote. Further evidence of my deviance and/or stupidity, I guess.

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Far as I'm concerned, the term is cultural literacy.

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Oh, hardly. I just liked the imagery. As for that quote, it's been part of my lexicon ever since Teen Talk Barbie popularized it :-)

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I prefer my own version of it which goes, "Fuck math. I wanna shop, bitch."

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Didn't Barbie's "little sister" Skipper say that?

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