In Honor of little_kitty by Zimri 10-27-05

You'd hate your parents, too. So, Zimri, your real first name is Luke? Yes. Like, haha, Luke SKYWALKER?! HAHA! ...and in the lighter side of the news, a female "goth" was found raped and stabbed to death. Preliminary reports indicate that the instruments used in both the raping and stabbing were a bottle of Yuengling beer and a Philly cheesesteak.

kitty? When did you go goth?

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Mediocrity at its most average.

Black is not a good hair color for kitty.

little_kitty's not a goth. Can you not find some other sexy female character with an amazing rack?

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

haha. Thanks jes

crabby + chicka, I most certainly did not go goth. I don't think I have enough depression or hatred of all things living to do so.

I also really don't understand why this is in honour of me. Yes, I have an unfortunate name. I've had it for 20 years. I'm sort of used to it by now.

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

The girl in the comic is not meant to be Kitty. I did it because of her "First Name" and "Last Name" comics...and because I, too, know the horrors of a bad first name