Star Trek: The Wrath Of Kong 1 by biped 10-28-05

I love my new Game Boy! I'm playing Super Donkey Kong, Spock! What are you playing? Captain, this planet is extremely unstable. Geo-thermal readings indicate an imminent -- DONKEY KONG DOO-DOO LEVEL!!! I CAN NOW MAKE DONKEY KONG DOO-DOO ON MARIO!!! COOOOOOOL!!! Captain, we must beam up to the ship NOW! Or else the volatile nature of this planet's -- SPOCK... Donkey Kong is doo-dooing on Mario right now. PLEASE stop trying to ruin this for me. I could win some extra DOO-DOO! Captain, what in the world is "doo-doo"?

Star Trek: The Wrath Of Kong 2 by biped 10-28-05

Don't they have doo-doo on Vulcan, Spock? Or maybe Vulcans don't HAVE to doo-doo -- SPOCK TO ENTERPRISE! EMERGENCY! TWO TO BEAM UP -- NOW! Well Spock, I hope you're happy. I just lost ALL of Donkey Kong's extra doo-doo. Captain, the planet we were on is imploding. I just saved both our lives -- FIND ME THOSE CHEAT CODES, YOU VULCAN BASTARD! GET ME BACK TO THAT EXTRA DOO-DOO LEVEL OR I'LL HAVE YOU COURT-MARTIALED! Oh, very well, you dumbshit. (sigh) My father was right... Starfleet is no place for a logical Vulcan. Here... here's your extra "doo-doo."

Star Trek: The Wrath Of Kong 3 by biped 10-28-05

HAPPY KIRK! HAPPY KIRK! GO, DONKEY KONG, GO! FRRT-FRRT-FRRT! Captain, I -- YAAAAAAAAAA!!! Clean-up detail to the bridge! Another red-shirted security guard just spontaneously combusted! Captain, the ship is being pulled into the self-destructing planet's atmosphere, and -- HEY! My batteries just went dead! Kong! KOOOOOOONG!!!

Star Trek: The Wrath Of Kong 4 by biped 10-28-05

Captain, the ship is doomed. I'm ordering the crew into the escape pods -- NO, Spock! Everything will work out okay at the last minute! It always -- -- does -- Well, Captain -- it appears as though the series has been cancelled. What do we do now? Picture yourself...in a boat...on a river... with...tangerine trees...and MMMMARMALADE skies...!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

gloopa glop splorg doo blegh blagh!

#4 was the money shot.

Your comics never work as stand-alone comics, but as series they're either all brilliant or all incomprehensibly stupid; I can't tell which. Either way, they're always funny. Lovin' it!

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

Reading Biped's series was like watching a giant monkey take a big steaming crap on an italian plumber from Brooklyn. Classic...

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

I love all the wonderful comments, especially the "incomprehensibly stupid" comment.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

You mean Noonie's?

No, her comment was incomprehensibly comprehensive.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

my brain hurts

I always feel that way after reading biped's comics. I think it's because I have a low funny tolerance.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Great, now everybody's bragging about having one of those "brain" things.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

It's all the rage these days.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.