Watch and be amazed.

The Revenge of Charlie Pride's Penis by JamesSchlong 10-31-05

*Ring ring* Hello? What are you wearing? *Heavy breathing* Who is this? Charlie Pride's penis. NNOOOOOOOOOO!

Charlie Pride's Pecker Part Two by JamesSchlong 10-31-05

Thank you for calling us, ma'am. We've been hunting down Charlie Pride's manhood for weeks now. How did the schlong of a famous African-American country music star become wanted by the police? Well, Mr. Pride's pecker developed a mind of its own a few years ago after an accident involving a gherkin, lightning, and hot sauce. Creepy. Sure is. Yeah.

Charlie Pride's Wang Chapter Three by JamesSchlong 10-31-05

Next time the penis calls, keep it on the line so we can trace its location. Will do. Later. What are you wearing? Clothes. *Click* Not enough info?

Charlie Pride's Johnson IV by JamesSchlong 10-31-05

Ma'am, we've traced the calls. They're coming from inside your pants! NO! IT CAN'T BE! We also have reason to believe that it's not just Mr. Pride's meat, it's a miniature version of Charlie Pride himself! Oh my God! Inside her pants... This is the coolest thing ever.

Charlie Pride and The Astonishing Vagina Book Five by JamesSchlong 10-31-05

Don't worry, ma'am. We've sent our best man in to take him down. Oh, thank God. In her pants... Abe Vigoda? You stand no chance against the power of Charlie Pride. That's what you think. You beat me fair and square, Abe Vigoda. How ya like me now, bitch!

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Ohh, James.

I'm confused and frieghtened. PREPARE TO SUFFER!

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

?????

Ok....... I don't get it! Sorry!

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The Australian Pokemon.

I don't really get it.
But it's stupid.
Like stupid I do.

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All-ah ha-reh int-eh lika bra som duuuu!

You deserve two million stars.

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

it's stupid funny and THAT'S good.

It had Abe Vigoda. You may live.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

i likey long time

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what if nigger meant kite