I'M ABE VIGODA, BITCH! by mandingo 10-24-05

here's your mail, Mr. Vigoda I'M ABE VIGODA! i know, sir. you have a COD here for $19.95 ABE VIGODA DOES NOT PARTAKE IN MONETARY SYSTEMS! says it's for an Orifice Master 3000 check okay?

I'M ABE VIGODA, BITCH! 2 by mandingo 10-25-05

4 MORE YEARS! 4 MORE YEARS! 4 MORE YEARS! 4 MORE YEARS! who the fuck are you? I'M ABE VIGODA, BITCH! awkward

I'M ABE VIGODA BITCH! 3 by mandingo 10-26-05

feed me, Seymour I'M ABE VIGODA, BITCH! feed me, Abe Vigoda ABE VIGODA DOES NOT PARTAKE IN HORTICULTURE! what about those plants you have under a hotlamp in your closet NEXT QUESTION!

I'M ABE VIGODA, BITCH! 4 by mandingo 10-26-05

GROOWRRR!!! ABE VIGODA WILL CRUSH THESE TINY BUILDINGS BENEATH HIS MASSIVE FEET! oh my god, honey! it's a giant! he's going to destroy our city! ... ... wait a minute, he looks familiar. who is that? I'M ABE VIGODA, BITCH! he says he's Abe Vigoda AND THEN I CALLED YOU BITCH! you've changed, Abe Vigoda!

ABE VIGODA VERSUS MOTHRA! by mandingo 10-26-05

I'M ANGRY BACON MAN! I'M ABE VIGODA, BITCH! WHAT? can i have your autograph! OH YOU!

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what if nigger meant kite

I'M A CASTAWAY, BITCH! by mandingo 10-29-05

I'M ABE VIGODA, BITCH! HOW'S THAT BANANA! good

these are fun. add your own if you want

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what if nigger meant kite

The United States of Abe by HCRoyall 10-27-05

I'm Abe Vigoda, and I'm here campaigning for the US Presidency. Why? Because I'm Abe Vigoda, and I make things better. Take this youngster here. If not for me, this child and hundreds of other like her would be starving in the streets, with no one to care for them and no families to love them. I suck on the hose again now? Ha ha! Kids say the darndest things! NOW GET THE FUCK OFF MY STAGE!

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

oh Abe by mandingo 11-01-05

Abe, we really need to work on your sensitivity training I'M ABE VIGODA, BITCH! see! that's the problem right there. you can't go around calling people BITCH. it's a derogatory term for women. I'M ABE VIGODA, WHORE! no, Abe. I'M ABE VIGODA, CUNT?

Abe Vigoda tries to find himself by mandingo 11-01-05

who are you? I'M ABE VIGODA, PERSON! haha, did you just call me Person! ¨ˆ hey, you okay, mister? ¨ˆ

Being Abe Vigoda by mandingo 11-01-05

back through the portals of time, Abe flew. back to his childhood. back to the exact moment it happened heya, little boy, wasa wrong? you lose your momma and your papa? it's okay. just tell me your name and i'll finda them for you. *sniff sniff* i'm... *sniff sniff* I'm... *sniff* I'M... I'M ABE VIGODA, BITCH!

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what if nigger meant kite

I have NO idea who Abe Vigoda is!

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All-ah ha-reh int-eh lika bra som duuuu!

I'M ABE VIGODA, BITCH!

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what if nigger meant kite

This series is why Ronald Regan died, which is very very very very very very very very very very good.

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

ABE VI-YODA, BITCH!!

So what makes you the big Master guy anyway? ABE VIGODA I AM, BITCH!!

by HCRoyall, 11-02-05

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

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"Eat a fucking cock." - attitudechicka

Alzheimers Vigoda

WHAT'S MY NAME, BITCH!

by HCRoyall, 11-03-05

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.