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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

"Hey, who stole my fire hydrant?"

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"Hahaha! Had I been a hot teen age girl wearing a caption on a t-shirt I would be removed from the stripcreator forum, but because I am a human stain, I can piss in the nude and no one cars..hahah! I love unabalanced forum policies"

-Kaenash had finally snapped

He needs to be careful or he's going to mess up his socks, walking without shoes on the sidewalk like that.

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Lawn statues look cuter when in gardens.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

"Get back or I'll shoot!"

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A dog isn't just for Christmas or a birthday. In fact, a dog can be eaten all year 'round.

That isn't a homeless man - it's an oversized novelty soda squirter. Want some bubbles in your scotch?

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This is not my empire.

GOLD!

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Hey I posed like this in a fountain in copenhagen & I was a tourist attraction but do it in the good ol usa and they call the law. U have no appreciation of art!

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With Grey power comes Grey responsibility.

Steve fails his field sobriety test.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

Spitting on the sidewalk is a $50 fine, but they didn't say nuffin' about THIS!

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he wouldn't have been caught if he hadn't stopped mid-3-word-sentence to ask how many L's there were in police

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what if nigger meant kite

C'mon, people in Copenhagen think this is cute! They even drink the beer!

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themushroom

It's a $1500 fine to go pee-pee in front of the po'-po'...

Learned this the hard way? ;-)

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