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biped
Mr. Wonderful

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I was looking at some of the earlier CC's for ideas, when I ran across andydougan's CC 87, "Not with a bang, but with a whimper", in which the rule was that the third panel must have absolutely no dialogue or narration. Here is an example:

UNFUNNY PHONE COMICS #7 by biped
5-10-04
Gee...it's hard to decide between the classic Ferrari and the brand new Lambergini. But I think I'll look nice behind the wheel of that Ferrari.
Excellent choice, sir. And, by the way...it came out of Hitler's ass.
Yes, fine, and...uh...wha-what did you say?
The Ferrari, sir. It came out of Hitler's ass. He just ate all the different parts, and shit a Ferrari. And there it is.

But instead of completely stealing his idea, I decided to alter it just enough to make it my very own completely original idea by saying that the panel with no dialogue or narration can also be the first or second panel. But wherever you place it, the other two panels must contain dialogue or narration.

The wordless panel cannot simply be a black, blank, or default (two asian girls, blank background) panel.

Items from the "props" category such as "splat!" or "boom!" are allowed in the no-dialogue panel.

No photoshop or old comics.

If you do a series, each comic in the series must conform to the rules.

Whoever says "hey, this idea has already been done before" (or words to that effect) and posts a link to the thread which proves that it has already been done before will be disquaylfed!

I hope this is a good idea for a comics competition! If not, I am very sorry.

Have fun! If not, have something else.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

11-08-05 2:07pm (new)
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UnknownEric
and the Goblet of Mountain Dew.

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CC304: TOBOR vs. Helen Keller by UnknownEric
11-08-05
RAAAR! TOBOR WILL CORNHOLE YOU!
I SAID, RAAAR, TOBOR WILL CORNHOLE YOU!

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I has a flavor!

11-08-05 2:44pm (new)
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Hari_Nezumi
Streeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeetch

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CC #304: Hot Wheels Leadin' the Way by Hari_Nezumi
11-08-05
RAR!!! TOBOR CORN-
Hold up. Sorry Toby, but I've never really been scared of you, so don't even try.
Nice try.

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More lust than you can shake a stick at.

11-08-05 2:53pm (new)
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flipynif1
Aparently a Creep

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CC 304: To boldy go where no man has gone before. by flipynif1
11-08-05
Captains log: Stardate 1... 22.. 3421.... abc. We landed on... this desolate...planet only to find that... the atmosphere... makes humans .... faint.. intermittently.
Showing another faint inducing wind heading this way captain. *vulcan neckpinch*
Captains log: Once again, I have... fainted...I awoke... to find myself naked... while spock... was... well, uh, making me feel very dirty.
Another breeze headed our way captain.

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I dumb :D

11-08-05 3:06pm (new)
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RandomComicLayoutGuy
Obsessive Comic Disorder

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RCL no. 642 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
11-08-05
CC: 304
Um... Did the rules say two panels unspoken, or just one?
Fuck if I know!

11-08-05 4:26pm (new)
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RandomComicLayoutGuy
Obsessive Comic Disorder

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RCL no. 643 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
11-08-05
Say, "Ah"!
Aaaaaahhh!

11-08-05 4:28pm (new)
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RandomComicLayoutGuy
Obsessive Comic Disorder

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RCL no. 645 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
11-08-05
Uh, you were supposed to be watching over this guy, and now he's dead... This is not going to look good on your resume!
I know...
Fuck!

And, the train kept a rollin'...

11-08-05 4:49pm (new)
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RandomComicLayoutGuy
Obsessive Comic Disorder

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RCL no. 644 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
11-08-05
You know what you need to get you up and moving? A couple of HOT cups of my freshly-brewed, world-famous coffee! What say you?
Well..?
Only if you pour them directly into my trashcan!

11-08-05 4:50pm (new)
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RandomComicLayoutGuy
Obsessive Comic Disorder

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RCL no. 646 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
11-08-05
OH, YEAH? WHY DON'T YOU COME OVER HERE AND SAY THAT TO MY FACE, ASSHOLE!!
OKAY! I WILL, CUNT-BREATH!!
WELL..?
I'm coming! Give me minute...

11-08-05 4:58pm (new)
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kaufman
Director of Cats

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CC 304: Neutron Star Comix by kaufman
11-08-05
Lent is just about upon us. What will you be giving up, my son?
Talking, eating, drinking, gambling, sex, and bocce.
There. That wasn't too bad, was it?
Thank God this pulsar rotates so fast, 40 days pass in eight seconds. Happy belated Easter, by the way.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

11-08-05 8:14pm (new)
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umfumdisi
Forum comment:

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CC 304: Can't Fathom (1) by umfumdisi
11-08-05
*RING, RING*
Holy Christ! The Punch-Line!
Umfum, the monkeys are in the barrel. I repeat, in the barrel!!
I'll be over ASAP, kaufman.

CC 304: Can't Fathom (2) by umfumdisi
11-08-05
Okay, I'm here. What's up?
I turned my den into a huge aquarium!
And I'm missing Oprah for this?
No, man, I turned it into a huge aquarium because I finally found those rare South Pacific salmon I've been searching for. Follow me.

CC 304: Can't Fathom (3) by umfumdisi
11-08-05
EAT ME! EAT ME!
EAT ME! EAT ME!
Let's see. You ring the Punch-Line. I drive like a madman to get here. You turn your den into an aquarium. And you show me two singing fish. I just don't get it, kaufman.
C'mon, umfum. Don't you see it? They're salmon chanting, "Eat me!"

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

11-08-05 9:46pm (new)
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HCRoyall
100mg Thorazine, Please

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Contest Physics by HCRoyall
11-09-05
One day at the ranch...
...so then biped says "There have to be two panels with dialogue and one without."
Ha ha!
What the fuck are you talking about?

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

11-09-05 4:09am (new)
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flipynif1
Aparently a Creep

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Milky Creamy Nummy by flipynif1
11-09-05
How's the new job at the sperm bank?
I fell off the wagon and got fired.
Drinking on the job, eh.
And HOW!

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I dumb :D

11-09-05 9:30am (new)
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RandomComicLayoutGuy
Obsessive Comic Disorder

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RCL no. 647 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
11-09-05
So... How's your job at the blood bank going?
I fell off the wagon today and got fired!
You SUCK!
We BOTH suck! What's your point?

(with great respect and apologies to flipynif1)

11-09-05 10:45am (new)
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flipynif1
Aparently a Creep

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lol, I don't mind! rclg is teh bombsauce jigga

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I dumb :D

11-09-05 10:46am (new)
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kaufman
Director of Cats

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Is it flip enough? by kaufman
11-09-05
How's your new job at the toy factory going?
Great. Being a playtester really has its perks.
I fell off the wagon today, and got six weeks of workman's comp.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

11-09-05 11:00am (new)
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RandomComicLayoutGuy
Obsessive Comic Disorder

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RCL no. 648 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
11-09-05
How's your new job at the used kitty-litter processing plant?
I fell off the wagon and got fired!
Eating on the job again?
And, HOW! But, what got me fired was the boss hated my "shit-eating" grin!

I think I've flip'd my lid!

11-09-05 11:10am (new)
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edoggydog
Comic Overlord

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Groovy! - Internet Dating Horrors (take one) by edoggydog
11-09-05
I had a great time with you tonight. I'm glad we met on Batch.com! Wait here while I go "take off my face". I'll be right back...
Groovy!
Would you like a night cap?
GAH!!

11-09-05 11:22am (new)
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flickguy
Senior Comic Technician

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You're my new hero!

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This is not my empire.

11-09-05 11:39am (new)
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edoggydog
Comic Overlord

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Groovy! - Internet Dating Horrors (take two) by edoggydog
11-09-05
I had a great time with you tonight! You made it so easy for me to share with you my "feminine" side. I'm glad we met on Snatch.com... Wait here while I go change...
Groovy!
Would you like a night cap?
GAH!!

11-09-05 11:41am (new)
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edoggydog
Comic Overlord

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Groovy! - Internet Dating Horrors (take three) by edoggydog
11-09-05
I had a great time with you tonight! You made me feel like a true LADY, and not a WHORE like everyone else! I'm so glad we met on Hatch.com! Wait here while I change...
Groovy!
Would you like a night cap?
GAH!!

11-09-05 12:01pm (new)
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edoggydog
Comic Overlord

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Groovy! - Internet Dating Horrors (take four) by edoggydog
11-09-05
I had a great time with you tonight! You didn't treat me like a "piece of ass" like all the other guys do. I'm so glad we me on Scratch.com! Wait here while I go change...
Groovy!
Would you like a night cap?
GAH!!

11-09-05 12:07pm (new)
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flipynif1
Aparently a Creep

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Hire the Handiwraps for their entertainment factor! by flipynif1
11-09-05
SMASH CRASH BOOM BANG BIFF BOP
Mu-me mu-make ru-ru-robots! Haha, Tu-the ru-ru-robots a-are i-in pa-pieces. Tha-this i-is fu-fun!
I hewp you misto. Me make da wobots bwue! HAHA I breaked da robots misto! I wike da bwue wobots not da wed ones!
What the hell were you thinking when you hired those two? They are costing us a fortune!
Are you not seeing what i'm seeing? This is priceless!

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I dumb :D

11-09-05 12:09pm (new)
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UnknownEric
and the Goblet of Mountain Dew.

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CC304: Rock Cliches. by UnknownEric
11-09-05
Alright! Who here is ready to rock?
Anybody?
Give us a few seconds, we're getting ready.

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I has a flavor!

11-09-05 12:23pm (new)
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edoggydog
Comic Overlord

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Groovy! - Internet Dating Horrors (take five) by edoggydog
11-09-05
I had a great time with you tonight! You really brought out my "good" side. I'm glad we met on Latch.com! Wait here while I go change...
Groovy!
Would you like a night cap?
GOTH!!

11-09-05 12:43pm (new)
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