"Okay, you little half breeds and godless children of divorce..today we are going to learn why you are lucky to be in public school and why you should strive for minimum wage, if you don't end up in the prison system. Then...POKEMON!!!"

Kids:
"YEAH!"

5. You get to watch my booty wiggle while I write on the board.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

5) Only in America can you catch an episode of Law & Order on TV 133 out of the 168 hours in any given week.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

5. We have made creative torture of dissidents with heavy oil supplies an art form.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

5) Because we're not France

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

5) Evolution is a crock.

6) Chalk doen't last as long as it us

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

5) We don't have to connect cursive letters together like everyone else does.

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AFROMANS MOVE

5) We're Canada's big brother

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I dumb :D

5) We wear nifty colored ribbons as a true sign of our support of various useless causes.

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At least im still funny .....looking. http://www.carrionfields.com

That's not true at all!

Actually, we wear rubber wristbands.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

5) We can bully the world into doing what we want under the pretense of "defending justice".

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

5) Any student who disagrees will be summarily shot.

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

5) Pluto was a Roman God

5. We can illegally download photoshop to make fun of the other guys.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

5. Our celebrities will adopt your babies and give them a better life.

6. We have the correct God. Everyone else has the wrong ones.

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Say something cryptic then leave snickering.

it's because of exactly this type of curriculum that the FBI took little notice of Mrs. Browning's 3rd grade class, the most active splinter cell in the United States

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what if nigger meant kite

How to tell which members of Pastor Phelps' family have teaching degrees.

latent. 

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Say something cryptic then leave snickering.

5) because, contrary to popular belief, several wrongs do, in fact, make a right!