Many new additions to what I consider to be one of my best series. I hope you enjoy.

Spankling Attempts To Join MENSA part 1 by Smarmulus 8-01-02

I'm your proctor for the MENSA examination. Answer each of these questions as quickly as possible. What is often said to be sincerest form of flattery? Fellatio.

Spankling Attempts To Join MENSA part 2 by Smarmulus 8-01-02

The MENSA exam questions continue... According to the Bible... uh-oh! if someone strikes you on the cheek you should do what? Refrain from ejaculation as long as possible.

Spankling Attempts To Join MENSA part 3 by Smarmulus 8-02-02

Still more questions for Spankling. What is the numerical equivalent of pi? I don't know anything about pie. I'll have to make an educated guess on this one. Ten inches.

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"Eat a fucking cock." - attitudechicka

Spankling Attempts To Join MENSA part 4 by Smarmulus 8-02-02

George Bernard Shaw wrote,"It's such a wonderful thing, what a crime to waste it on children." What is this wonderful thing? Bukkake!

Spankling Attempts To Join MENSA part 5 by Smarmulus 8-02-02

In numerous polls of film critics what is usually considered to be the greatest American motion picture? Citizens Cane'd

Spankling Attempts To Join MENSA #6 by Smarmulus 10-08-05

What is the sound of one hand clapping? Moans of onanistic delight.

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"Eat a fucking cock." - attitudechicka

Spankling Attempts To Join MENSA 7 by Smarmulus 11-10-05

According to Playboy magazine what is man's most basic sexual fear? A paternity suit.

Spankling Attempts To Join MENSA 8 by Smarmulus 11-10-05

In a recent interview Tom Cruise said,"Every woman I've ever been intimate with in my life was..." Was what? A gigolo.

Spankling Attempts To Join MENSA 9 by Smarmulus 11-10-05

According to Psychology Today magazine there are three little words every man must learn to use if he expects his marriage to be a successful one. What are they? Suck me bitch.

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"Eat a fucking cock." - attitudechicka

Spankling Attempts To Join MENSA 10 by Smarmulus 11-10-05

According to Ann Landers after a man who is dating a woman tells her "I love you" repeatedly there is another question she usually expects to hear next. What is it? Can I fuck you in the ass now?

Spankling Attempts To Join MENSA 11 by Smarmulus 11-10-05

According to Women's Day magazine if you wake up at night and sense there is a stranger in the room with you what should you do? Cut down on your drinking.

Spankling Attempts To Join MENSA 12 by Smarmulus 11-10-05

According to Hustler magazine what is man's most basic sexual fear? Being outted.

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"Eat a fucking cock." - attitudechicka

Spanking Attemtps To Join MENSA 13 by Smarmulus 11-10-05

According to Cosmopolitan magazine if you meet a stranger at a party and you think she is very attractive is it okay to come right out and ask her if she is in a relationship with someone? It's best to wait until the next morning.

Spankling Attempts To Join MENSA 14 by Smarmulus 11-10-05

According to Cosmopolitan magazine some men are better sex partners once they reach middle age because they have lost something. What? All sense of shame.

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"Eat a fucking cock." - attitudechicka

Brilliant! Welcome to MENSA!

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

There were some funny ones, but overall it was pretty predictale. I didn't make it to the end.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

Fair enough, but what would Syess say?

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"Eat a fucking cock." - attitudechicka

I liked it. Although it felt more like the Voight-Kampf test from "Bladerunner".

"You see a coyote injured on the side of the road. It will bleed to death unless you do something quick. What do you do?"

"Finger it!"

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

IQ tests have become easier, just like the SAT has a few times over the last two decades. MENSA is dumbing down just like everything else.

And math problem jokes don't seem to be too funny. Hey maybe I should try that out?

Glad you enjoyed the comics.

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"Eat a fucking cock." - attitudechicka

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There were some funny ones, but overall it was pretty predictale. I didn't make it to the end.

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I found these to all be humorous.

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

My second will see to you, sah!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Nothing personal my friend. This idea started based on the idea of the Spankling personna, and then took on a life of it's own. I'm certain if you were asked these questions your answers would differ slightly.

BTW, to be continued...

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"Eat a fucking cock." - attitudechicka

Spankling Attempts To Join MENSA 15 by Smarmulus 11-16-05

Confucius once said,"I can do absolutely nothing for the man who will not bring me his..." His what? Most attractive daughter.

Spankling Attempts To Join MENSA 16 by Smarmulus 11-16-05

In order to do something that is very popular among tourists in Ireland you must lie on your back with your head dangling below your feet while somebody holds your knees. In order to do what? A piledriver.

Spankling Attempts To Join MENSA 17 by Smarmulus 11-16-05

How do you make a Fruit Cordial? Wear nothing but a speedo.

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"Eat a fucking cock." - attitudechicka

Spankling Attempts To Join MENSA 18 by Smarmulus 11-16-05

According to legend he crossed America's open spaces giving his seed to strangers, planting his own, and always moving on. Who was he? Smarmulus.

Spankling Attempts To Join MENSA 19 by Smarmulus 11-16-05

True of false: one of the side effects of taking an antidepressant can actually be depression. Well, it's the most common side effect of reading comics on Stripcreator.

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"Eat a fucking cock." - attitudechicka