you heard me

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what if nigger meant kite

HUH?

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I dumb :D

just about a half hour til ICC #12!!

i'll pass out your bazookas and hand grenades then

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what if nigger meant kite

ICC 12 time!

the rules for this one are simple:

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[*]the comic must be a siloloquoy -- one person talking
[*]it must be three panels
[/list]

i'll let this one go for an hour and judge then

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what if nigger meant kite

ICC Stawwing Fishhand and BACONMIME! by flipynif1 11-10-05

Misto I have a twansfomo it Megatwon he's gway! I wike my Megatwon I pway wif him evowyday! Megatwon kiws all da wobots and den I poop spway!

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I dumb :D

ICC 12: Mail Order Bride Testimonials by attitudechicka 11-10-05

When I first met Ling-Ling, I knew she was the one for me. Not only was she pretty, but she was also 14. Thank you Generic Mail Order Bride Service for making my dreams seem less pedophilic.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

ICC Of mice and Men by flipynif1 11-10-05

It was not coincidence we met in such circumstances. After all this time of wondering and wishing we have finally crossed paths. The time is now to let our differences be shown! Mine's bigger.

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I dumb :D

IPC: BUUTSEX by JESUSSANDWICH 11-10-05

Life is just like waiting for a bus You wait and wait for your redemption. And then you get sucked off behind the dumpster for four dollars.

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

ICC Chruch is teh fun by flipynif1 11-10-05

We all sit at the back of the church not for the comfort. But for the mutal masterbation.

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ICC 12: Hitney by lukket 11-10-05

I really don't get it. I mean, she asked for it. Why else, would she sing "Hit me baby one more time" ?

ICC 12: Ex man now cathedra by lukket 11-10-05

Power greed really got the better of me today. It was a great meeting at the magic circle. I just should'nt have asked to be made chair.

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troelsea at gmail dot com

ICC 12: See Walker Run by lukket 11-10-05

I thought I'd never like the bible. It just seemed like some old and tired stories. But the story of burning Bush really got me inspired.

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troelsea at gmail dot com

ICC Didn't see it coming. by flipynif1 11-10-05

Sometimes when i'm alone I like to imagine that someone used me for a real comic series. One without Asiangirl2 even! I could make it happen and it would be great. I can do anything I want! SUCK COCKY FIE DOLLA! ME SO HORNY!

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I dumb :D

ICC Didn't see it coming. by flipynif1 11-10-05

Sometimes when i'm alone I like to imagine that someone used me for a real comic series. One without Asiangirl2 even! I could make it happen and it would be great. I can do anything I want! SUCK COCKY FIE DOLLA! ME SO HORNY!

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I dumb :D

Course Dissertation by Externalization 11-10-05

I enjoy most holidays, but I rarely agree with the patriotic or religious motives behind them. Snow days are always better, like an unexpected gift that fell from the sky. It`s the same reason why natural disasters are more fun then terrorist bombings.

Hope I don't get disqualified for changing perspectives. It's still a siloloquoy!

Reasons Not to Misplace the Remote by Scyess 11-10-05

Tonight on the City Report, we bring sordid stories of local malpractice in the world of bikini modelling! We'll have exclusive photos of the bikini-clad victims of this man, who is in no way our station president dressed in scrubs and covered in chocolate. ..and stay tuned for news at ten, where we continue our investigative report on the wealthy being vigorously licked in swimwear boutiques.

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"Old" is the old new.

ICC Women are neato by flipynif1 11-10-05

Sometimes I feel sorry for women and what they have to go through, babies, periods, papsmears. Then I realize, they deserve it.

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and...

STOP!

judging to commence forthwith

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what if nigger meant kite

oo, this was a tough one. but after much deliberation and erecting of altars to false idols, i finally decided on...

IPC: BUUTSEX by JESUSSANDWICH 11-10-05

Life is just like waiting for a bus You wait and wait for your redemption. And then you get sucked off behind the dumpster for four dollars.

congratulation, Buddha Wrap. lucky number 13 is all yours

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what if nigger meant kite

It was an easy victory when I realized all the competitors were slags.

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

If by slags you mean super dooper cool poopers, then OK!

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I dumb :D

No.

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE