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Who knows what fear lurks in the hearts of men? MIKE BOBSICO KNOWS! And if you give him a decent tip when he delivers your mail , he might tell you.

The new "Stick Your Dick Into Aging Hack Pop Singer Huey Lewis's Mouth" attraction and WankerLand really started raking it in after it was discovered that inserting your dick into the Huey Lewis doll's mouth actually caused the Huey Lewis CD playing in the background to stop.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

*Who do I have to blow to stop this mariachi band?

*Franky realized too late that the birthday 'throne' was actually the lap of TOBOR!!!

*Big Gay Bobby the Mormon was extactic and demonstrative when asked how he would entertain the Jamaican Bob Sled Team.

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At least im still funny .....looking. http://www.carrionfields.com

- "Ooohhhh!!!! Icy... drink... in lap... bad... idea!!!"

- "Hmmm... I wonder if catching my foreskin in my fly would be more or less unpleasant than listening to this band?" *zzzip!* "More! More!"

- "Woah! They have the internet on computers now!"

- "Hmmm... live streaming hardcore cams..." *click!* "Agh! Dad!!!"

- Harold's first experience in the Online VirtuaSex Chair took a turn for the worse after accidentally wandering into the gay subs room.

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

*Bob Realises too late that his new x-ray specs should not be used around Grandma*

"Oooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhh Yes. Deanna Troi. Oooooooooohhhhhhhh Yes" (I would apologise to the trekkies for that , but i loathe you all).

*Bob discovers that , after deep throating Herman the German , his facial muscles are unable to return to normal*

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

Your on a boat. He's been drinking eberything he can get his hands on for 7 hours. His last meal was spicy nachos and split pea soup 3 hours ago. This would be an ideal time to step to the right.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Dinner for two at a romantic Mexican restaurant: $50.
Cool, nonthreatening hockey jersey: $75.
One pair of suave designer eyeglasses: $200.
The realization that your blind date is about to go down on you under the table: priceless.

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- christ@myself.com - fuck a cat, kill yourself - my alter ego has five stars

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What others say about boorite!

For the first pic:

- Though he was older, wiser, and much more parapalegic, Macaulay Culkin still gave the people what they wanted.

- Joe demonstrates how not to ride a motorcycle.

For the second pic:

- TACO! RAAAR!

- Excuse me, miss? Sorry to interrupt your dinner, but do you have a watch on you? Good, then you can tell me what time it is after I've boned you in the bathrARF.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

First pic:

I'll tell you what -- that guy really sucks the air out of a room.

"I can't believe it! Those two Thompsan's gazelles are [u]doing it[/u] on television!"

When Jeremy heard that the theme of the party would be "role-playing", he had something entirely different in mind.

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"