Freudian Slip by simplexmax 11-09-05

Don't think of it like you're losing a daughter, think of it like you're gaining a ton! Son.....I meant son....

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Not bad. FYI, you don't need to create a new thread for every comic you make.

I made the same mistake when I first showed up here.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Thanks Fuzz!

Bip the Clip and Jenny by simplexmax 11-16-05

So you see Jenny, you are a very unique person, just like everyone else. But Bip, If I'm just like everyone else, how can I be unique? Like I said twice before, I never repeat myself.

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Bip the Clip and Mai-Lee by simplexmax 11-16-05

So you see Mai-lee, you should never use a big word when a diminutive word will suffice. Uhh, Mr. Bip? What does diminutive mean? Nevermind. Don't eat with your mouth full.

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Channel 3 news at 4 by simplexmax 11-16-05

When asked why he had spit in the tips jar at a local restaurant, the man held up a sign reading: DYSLEXICS UNTIE!! Back to you Joan. Thanks Lynn, The Merriam-Webster Corporation released an announcement indicating that there were several, if not thousands, of mis-spelled words in the Webster Dictionary.... "In fact," says Jaz Alhazir-el, New CEO of the Merriam-Webster Company and leader of the Iranian Domination Coaliton,"It's quite possible that all English words have been mis-spelled for centuries."

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Reading these comics is like being on a children's carnival ride where you get to sit inside a big plastic duck.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Your comment leaves me thinking about meatloaf....

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Biped's comment reminds me of the time I had to build the fort in the back yard but instead I just sat around all day.

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

My own comment reminds me of when you mean to do a backflip but instead you just lay there, uncaring, unmoving.

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Fiber Friends by simplexmax 11-23-05

So you see, if I could just take one last crap in my life, one nice solid, good feeling crap, my life would be complete! Well, I take a very nice crap every morning at about eight o'clock! Unfortunately I can't get myself to wake up before eleven!

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When Noah talks to himself, Thought #1

Thought #1 I cant believe it! I made that boat and saved all the Earth's species!BOOYAH! I'M THE MAN!

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When Noah talks to himself, Thought #2

Thought #2 hmm....you know..maybe I could've just left the fish where they were....

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When Noah talks to himself, Thought #3

Thought #3 You know, I don't care what God said, I should've swatted them two damn mosquitos!

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Fiber Friends by simplexmax 11-23-05

So you see, if I could just take one last crap in my life, one nice solid, good feeling crap, my life would be complete! Well, I take a very nice crap every morning at about eight o'clock! Unfortunately I can't get myself to wake up before eleven!

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I'm no doctor but... by simplexmax 11-22-05

MAN, THIS SUCKS!!! What's up? It hurts when I touch my left ear, my right arm, or either of my knees! What in the heck is going on here! AAUUGH! I THINK I'M GOING TO DIE!!! Hmmm....I'm no doctor but I think.... You have a broken finger.

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Thinking ahead by simplexmax 11-16-05

I keep a stiff dose of sedatives on hand, just in case I happen to encounter a venemous snake.... which I also keep on hand!

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Smart Shopper by simplexmax 11-23-05

Excuse me, how much for the dresses on the rack? I don't see any price tags. Well, we offer volume discounts, so the more you buy the cheaper they are. Great! Just keep loading them into my cart until they're free!

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Bip the Clip on the Irish by simplexmax 11-23-05

OK, lets get this straight! There are those of you out there who think that the Irish are lucky.... Well I've got two words for you! POTATO FAMINE!!!!

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Those last comics remind me of the time I met biped. He had long golden hair and the voice that boomed like a god.

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

This comic sucks, but it was inspiring:

Random Comic! Inspired by Scyess 11-28-05

***sob*** Now now, Mrs. Handley. Don't think of it as losing a daughter. Think of it as gaining a son. And just how the hell is that exactly? Um... well... you see... er... You have got to be the worst funeral director ever. This might be a bad time to point out the tip jar.

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"Old" is the old new.

heh heh heh sucks but inspiring? .....yeah, maybe....

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Cheers, SimplexMax

More Scyess gold!
Your constant brillance truly amazes me.

Goddamn, how did you end up owning all the fucking funny?

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"Eat a fucking cock." - attitudechicka