I think it's pretty awesome finally having a forumuser character. I can use it to make comics involving myself instead of using kaddar's gnome.

However, what I'm interested in is seeing how other strippers use the umfumdisi character. So, if you've used umfumdisi, I'd like to see how. Please post your comics below.

Note: I'm not asking anyone to make comics about me. I want to see how unfumdisi is being used. If you want to use umfum as Tobor bait, it's already been done:

First day on the job... by umfumdisi 10-22-05

Hi, I'm umfumdisi. WELCOME TO STRIPCREATOR!! BEND OVER!! Hi, I'm umfumdisi. Say, is that cubicle back there on fire? Here, let me save you some time.   !

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

- by dcomposed 11-15-05

How did you pants get ripped? My boyfriend was a bit impatient earlier. Oh, you mean on the leg?

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Batman created by Bob Kane

- by dcomposed 11-15-05

I think there's a problem with your tongue. Yeah I'll say. You're not on it yet.

- by dcomposed 11-15-05

You know stripes went out with the '80s, right? Yeah... You know I went out with your mom, right?

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Batman created by Bob Kane

CC 302: Squirt Blurt by biped 10-24-05

That's right, buddy. I'm k.d. laing. ORGASM!!! Wha -- huh? Why'd you say that? Say what? "ORGASM!!!" I'll never forget this moment.

The k.d. and Ellen Show by biped 11-15-05

Welcome to the show, everybody! I'm k.d. laing! And I'm Ellen Degeneres, with my "special guest" Melissa Etheridge, Jr.! SLURP!!! MUNCH!!! LAP!!! LAP!!! LAP!!! UNNNNGHHH!!! UNNNNGGGH!!!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

i was looking but i haven't done one with umfumdisi yet. must be the lips that scared me off

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what if nigger meant kite

Those lips have scared off many a lesser man than you, dingo.

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Nice to see dcom back in action. :D

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

The Breakup by areallystupidguy 11-15-05

well, i'm officially going through a breakup. huh? why? it turns out he was gay!

This is my best comic in a long time.

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It's grime time.

just for you umfumdisi, and for our time together one hot and humid georgia night

war of words by mandingo 11-15-05

jesus, christ, where'd you get the fat lip? you look like Jimmy Walker on all-you-can-eat rib night oh yeah?! well... i got it from your mom! did you just try to insult me by saying my mom kicked your ass? well? give me a minute

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what if nigger meant kite

I wanted to contribute.

Auditioning a new bass player by mmyers 11-16-05

Unemployment Office Hey, I need a job. I'm a bass player. Well, what have you done, job-wise? Unemployment Office I was the bass player for the Doors. I thought the Doors didn't have a bass player. Unemployment Office Look, just give me the fucking food stamps, ok? These pants are killing my nards.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

I once had a recurring dream where I was onstage playing bass with the Doors, but in a really shitty school hall, and Id always seem to wake up in the middle of 'break on through', this went on periodically for about 3 months and then suddenly stopped and no matter how hard Ive tried Ive never had that dream since.

I used to have a similar dream except I was bassing for Blue Öyster Cult. Everyone thought I was the coolest thing ever, but I'd only realize when I woke up that I was actually playing Gentle Giant songs the whole time.

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It's grime time.

Cowboy umphysdisi by HCRoyall 11-16-05

One day at the ranch... ...so then I said "Those rotor turbines aren't going to generate gravitons by themselves!" Ha ha! Who the fuck are you?

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Gentle Giant is cooler than Blue Oyster Cult.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I'd say so, yes.

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It's grime time.