At least not much for a while.

I'm heading out west tomorrow for a week and a half. Plus, after just getting shot down from the one job opportunity on this planet that seemed like a decent fit for me and a way out of this hellhole I'm in, I may have lost my funny. Think I'll stick my head in a toilet or an electrical outlet.

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There are many more detours on your road of life. I wish you the best in all endeavours! You can do it, just don't pun anyone to death

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I dumb :D

NOOO!!!

If someone like Kaufman can lose the funny how the hell am I ever going to get it back?

Good luck on the road, Dr K, I hope you return even more awesome.

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Dad was flammable

A pure impossibility, my friend.

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I has a flavor!

Out west, eh? Where are you headed, pray tell?

At least you haven't lost your smile.

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Dunno. There are those who say my funny's been over the hill for years.

A couple nights in Sidney, Nebraska, then a week based out of Evergreen, Colorado.

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At least not much for a while.

I'm heading out west tomorrow for a week and a half. Plus, after just getting shot down from the one job opportunity on this planet that seemed like a decent fit for me and a way out of this hellhole I'm in, I may have lost my funny. Think I'll stick my head in a toilet or an electrical outlet.

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You have the best job ever...Captain of our Hearts!

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Hurry back, kaufman. Hope things improve soon.

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Hey! You'll be very near us. Sidney and Denver are both only a couple hours away. If you get a chance (and we hope you do), you should come to Laramie for a visit. Boorivytopia is always glad to have such distinguished visitors such as yourself.

/suckup

who's going to take care of the cats? i'm great with animals, always thinking about what's best for them, so i'd be happy to. Just Fed-Ex them to me

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I hate threads like this. They make me realize that if I posted that I was leaving, it would stay a single-post thread forever.

Maybe I'll be appreciated after I die, like Picasso.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

Cabela's!

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What others say about boorite!

Life is a wild twister ride Mr K. It's hard to see that the good times will be back now and then, but they will. Evolution may only be a theory, but it is a fact that wheels go round in circles.

Pardon me while I scape all this stuff I've been saying off my shoe...

Seriously, you are going to be on top again. Please know it - that's half the fight.

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Cabela's!

World headquarters of.

Where you can buy titanium sporks.

That's right. Titanium sporks.

We use ours with pride.

BTW, Dr. K., I am also estranged from Mr. Career lately, if it's any comfort.

Go to Cabela's and load up on outdoor gear. That's what I did.

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What others say about boorite!

Have fun, recharge your batteries, come back and start the search anew. Another opportunity will pop up. You're f-ing brilliant -- I have no doubt that you'll nail the next one.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Well... we could... you know... uh... test the theory...

*looks around*

Okay, fine, maybe not.

Ken, you will find your niche. You know why? Because you have a good twenty years on me, and I haven't found my niche yet either, and if you can't find one then I'm gonna get depressed, so let's just assume that YOU will, so I can then entertain the possibility that I might.

*sniff*

I need chocolate now.

Oh, and anyone who says that kaufman's humour is "over the hill" needs to be kicked fair over said hill.

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Oh, I'll see you, kaufman. See you, indeed.

<3

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

Don't worry about your niche. I found mine practically when I was out of diapers and they all turn into ruts, eventually.

Dabble.

Dabble, pay the bills, make wild love, eat tasty foods and dabble until they haul you away in a kevlar bag..

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

I hope your search for hope and teh funny is fruitful. Stop by Georgia if you get bored.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

Pick me up one of them titanium sporks if you get a chance!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Dr. K, AFK.
What more do I have to say?

Billy Joel's words never rang more true - Good luck with everything kaufman, things will get better.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

"You Won't See Me" - Rubber Soul

Kaufman can't even leave without referencing The Beatles.

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