"I'm sorry, sir, but that shit was a wee, mite too happy. Now hold still."

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

"Yes, yes, I know sir - some guy in a black and white striped costume and a black mask stole the burgers, not you. Whatever you say, sir..." *snicker*

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

"Lets arrest this statue. I think it got its dick sucked in an earlier thread!"

"Yeah...haha"

"what the fuck are you talking about?"

Earlier today Ronald McDonald got arrested for showing children his quarter pounder.

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At least im still funny .....looking. http://www.carrionfields.com

VH1's Behind the Counter:

Grimace: "There was a period in our relationship when I endured a lot of domestic abuse, but we've worked through that..."

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Mr. Ronlad Macdonald, caught sitting alone in the party room, playing with his balls.

"Goddamn it, I knew I shouldn't have tried Scott Stapp Aerobics... now I'm stuck in this position!"

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I has a flavor!

Bad clowns, bad clowns
Whatcha gonna do...

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What others say about boorite!

quote:

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Bad clowns, bad clowns
Whatcha gonna do...

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"Come on, Michael. Back to the Ranch. This time you've gone too far with the plastic surgery."

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A dog isn't just for Christmas or a birthday. In fact, a dog can be eaten all year 'round.

"Look what we just bought on E-bay! it was inside Paris Hiltons butthole!"

Cop on right: I should have been a goddamn doctor.

... supersizing himself.

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"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown

Alex may have been cured, but that didn't stop his former "droogs" from taking him out and beating the shit out of him.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

viewers were particulary shocked at who the Sopranos writers decided to off this season finale

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what if nigger meant kite