The Lost member of the Village People.

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At least im still funny .....looking. http://www.carrionfields.com

Just held up a Frederick's of Hollywood.

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What others say about boorite!

"you are the man, now! dog."

Burt Reynolds during his brief stint as a gay porn actor.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

'Tomb Raider' meets 'The Jungle Book'.

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A dog isn't just for Christmas or a birthday. In fact, a dog can be eaten all year 'round.

"Gussy it up all you want, Trebek, it's still a leotard."

Earlier that day: "The bandoliers and loinskin are great, but do you have anything in cherry red?"

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

You just made my night, as I know where the original quotation came from.

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

You just made my night, as I know where the original quotation came from.

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Tell me about the "Penis Mightier"...

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

"me make poopie in my diapie!"

http://wondersshowzen.ytmnd.com/

"We hunt them on the beaches. OK, actually we go cruising on the beaches."

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

Hey! Is this the "Dress like your character from city of heroes competition? Oh its a gay bar? same thing."

If Sean Connery had never been 007.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

If Revolver Ocelot had joined the village people...

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The following statement its true. The previous statement is false

Anybody see a gerbil run by? It's my...um...cousin.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old