I believe in the law of Creative Limitations.
So you can have all your foo-foo characters and your pop soda and yer rollycoasters, singing at all hours with your malt liquor and box wine, makin asses of yerselves up and down Times Square, with yer DVD porno and video games with tiny men fightin' with other tiny men and yer the Shins and mojitos and tater tots-
Meanwhile I'LL be making COMICS about how I SAVED YOUR LILLY ASSES FROM THE JAPANAZIS AND THE COMMUCHINESE!
disrespectful little ted nugent worshippin' hipster rebel-wannabee loafers...
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Ham-fisted ham fisting.