Who's Better? CLANGO or TOBOR? by wenisinfurs 10-05-01

It was decided today that each robot should explain their merits to the STRIPCREATOR public in an effort to vie for favorite. I have this neat Kung Fu grip. CORNHOLE My eyes suggest a thoughtful and understanding spirit. CORNHOLE predictable... CORNHOLE

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Is it wrong? I don't think so...

For the purposes of some earlier strips , i referred to Clango as "PBOT".

That said , anyone voting against Tobor deserves the reaming thats coming their way. I vote Tobor.

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CLANGO or TOBOR? ROUND TWO by wenisinfurs 10-05-01

CORNHOLE CORNHOLE Some times I wonder if you have ever really been cornholed. if only...

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CLANGO or TOBOR? Round Three by wenisinfurs 10-05-01

I think you keep saying CORNHOLE because of a deep rooted desire to actually engage in that activity, though you never really have. Doesn't everyone? Awkward silence.

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As quality as Clango can be, you just can't say no to Tobor. Simply for the cornholing factor.

I understand where you are coming from, but in this series of strips I hope to deconstruct the assumptions made about TOBOR by high school level educated minds.

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Let's see... I am one of the least-educated on here, about to finish the second year of my BA, double major in linguistics and philosophy. Kaufman is forty-ish, a professor (or was that doctor?) of Brain Hurting Stuff. We have physicists, mathematicians, all kinds on here. We also have a wanker who goes by the name of "wenisinfurs", which I can only assume is a Swahili word meaning "pathetic hypocrite who leaps to incorrect but self-gratifying conclusions about people he knows nothing about". Was I close?

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Don't do drugs kiddies. by xleechx 1-14-01

this takes place in a vagina I have a penis for a head, would you like to lick it??? yes please now its in prison HAH NO DONT RAPE ME BUBBA NO U CANT ITS TOO GOOD PENIZ FOR U!!!!!!!!!!! BUT WHAT IF U BLIND FOLD ME!!#?!? AHHH STREET EXIHIBISIONISTS FUKIN ACTION@!#! BITCHZES U SI ONLY 5'2 AND HAVE A HEAD LIEK A CASABAMELLON SHIIIIIIIIIIIIT OK I FUK U NOW

'Nuff said.

I meant on the forums, not amongst the teeming morons who drop in for a brief bout of stupidity before flitting off again to spread their stupidity around.

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Now, now, there's no need to feed the trolls. Listen to him: "deconstruct the assumptions made about TOBOR by high school level educated minds"? I mean, who says that? First of all, the Tobor character is (not counting the art) the creation of the SC users, so we haven't "made any assumptions" about him for the same reason Shakespeare didn't "make any assumptions" about Juliet. Second, anyone as intelligent as he claims to be would probably be skeptical of the idea that any mind has ever been educated by a high school level. Third, "deconstruct"? This isn't philosophy. He's just using a fifty-cent word when a ten-cent one would be more appropriate. Raise your hand if you're impressed.

The intelligence and education level of this site's users has been well-documented elsewhere, it's probably above average for an internet community these days, and there's no reason for us to feel insecure about it. Especially not if the assaults upon it are of this caliber. And if we're also unpretentious enough to be able to laugh at low comedy, my opinion is that that's just one more point in our favor.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

Yeah, right. If he'd bothered to do any research, he'd have known that the real Juliet was deathly afraid of heights, and wouldn't have gone near that balcony. Not only that, she was in public a radical lesbofeminist who wouldn't dare be caught getting hot and heavy with anyone of the male persuasion. That was the real reason they wanted to hush things up, forget all that family feud hogwash.

Shakespeare did get Romeo right, though; he was a dead ringer in every way for Leonardo DiCaprio.

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Ha Ha! Made you think!
:}

Though I will admit I am getting the hang of making assumptions here since so many have been made about me.
I get to be psuedo and intellectual! Great place!

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Clango Brand of Humor! by wenisinfurs 10-10-01

What are a AQUAFETISHIST'S favorite four letters in the alphabet? I - C - U - P ! Did he just make up a word?

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You made me think you're an arsehole. Was that your aim? If so, well done.

You acted like an arsehole, so I assumed you were an arsehole. *shrug* Far less rash than your assumption that we are all giggling high school kids.

*rolls eyes* Ps[u]eu[/u]do is not a word - it is a prefix. I don't have a dictionary in front of me, but as far as I know, it means "approximate" or "similar to", as in "pseudocode", something which is like computer programming code, but more like English.

Wait on, just checked the dictionary - it's Greek, and translates literally to mean "false". So, even if you had meant to write "pseudo-intellectual" you would have indicated that you possess a false intellect.

In that case, fair enough.

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Ha Ha! Made you think!

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You made me think you're an arsehole.

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We must think alike because I am getting the same impression of you.

Here's a comic to soothe your bruised ego.

How Insulting! by wenisinfurs 10-10-01

Want to hear a funny joke? A pig fell in the mud! Is he calling me a pig? Want to hear a clean joke? He took a bath. Is he calling me a joke?

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Hmmmmm.... you came in here, telling a bunch of strangers they were all juvenile, I pointed out that this is the behaviour of an arsehole... Nope, sorry, I still think you're the arsehole.

A strip for penisinfist... by DexX 10-10-01

Hello! I am wenisinfurs! You are all inferior to me! Bow before my massive intellect! Uh.... right. You are a wanker, and your "massive intellect" is nothing more than a pose with a thesaurus in one hand and your dick in the other. Uh... Just kidding! Gee, I really fooled you, didn't I! Your negative reaction really illustrates just how terribly inferior you are. Oops, did I say "wanker"? I meant "troll".

...oh, and I trust you have the spelling, semantics, and syntax of "pseudo-" sorted out now.

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Dexx. Please refrain from your current line of posting.

I do not wish to be "out of a job"

Regards

Doc.

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Get it right!

Dr P - You forgot the capital X at the end of "DexX", and also omitted a full stop.

LAY OFF THE GANJA!

That Doctor Pedantic has really fallen off his tricycle recently...

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Thank you Andrew. These drugs are not having the desired effect this evening.

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And so it goes.... by wenisinfurs 10-11-01

general general general general general general general Did he just call me a dick? I better go figure out some synonyms for penis.

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Hello!

My name is DH-01! And if you've read my stuff, you'll know that I, at least, SEEM extremely juvenile... and I kinda am... but you SEE...

There's not, y'know, rule that says we hafta be mature here. Note I said 'mature' and not 'tactful'. This whole shebang's just a fun way to let off steam and fantasize about giant red robots cornholing pink donkeys... let's not turn it into, y'know, a soapbox for preaching about maturity and schmitt like that.

I don't know you too well. But so far, ye gots a strke against ya. Learn a bit more tact, and also when to let something go, and you'll be in the One's good graces.

... continue to tread the path you do, and... hehheh...

-DH1, The One and Only

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Needs more sodomy.

Robonics by wenisinfurs 10-12-01

CORNHOLE MANRAPE I can't believe Tobor gave up the donut hole for the tootsie roll

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