well heeEELLLLOOOOOO! What can be better than my last Competition? {ref} More FREEDOM!

World AIDS Day... the international day of action on HIV and AIDS which takes place every year on 1 December. Time to celebrate AIDS together!

Write a comic about AIDS. Getting AIDS, confessing AIDS, discovering AIDS... etc..

OOOOooooo I know your minds are like effing cracked out hamsters on a greased up wheel right about now.

The Rules:
1. No Photoshopped entries will count.
2. Series are fine
3. No limit on number of entries.
4. New comics only.

I'd like to join in so here's an example

CC 306: AIDS gonna be OK ... the example by RedfeatheR 12-01-05

Happy AIDS day!!! Shit yeah!!! Did you bring a cure? Nope! It's More AIDS!!! But that's what Santa gave me last year...

Enjoys this possitive-ly uplifting contest!!!

-- red

CC306: AIDS pt. 1

I was diagnosed with AIDS this afternoon. Dude, sorry to hear that.

by crabby, 12-01-05

CC306: AIDS pt. 2 by crabby 12-01-05

It gets worse. How so? Apparently they don't have a cure. Maybe you could trying getting one of those cool iPODS.

CC306: AIDS pt.3 by crabby 12-01-05

Well, you know what they say. Whatever doesn't kill you can only make you stronger. But it is going to kill you. Well, when you put it like that.... How do you want me to put it? In a nice way. Hey at least its not genital warts.

CC306: AIDS pt. 4 by crabby 12-01-05

So, I don't know how to tell my wife and kids. Yeah, I bet thats a touchy subject. But anyways, how was your day. Oh, it was AWFUL. Don't even get me started on that one.

CC306: AIDS pt. 5

I was diagnosed with AIDS today. Yeah, I guess your day was worse.

by crabby, 12-01-05

CC 306: Dumb and Dumber go shopping by kaufman 12-01-05

Ok, let's see how this store is laid out. Aisle 1: Produce, Aisle 2: Juices, Aisle 3: Health and Beauty Aids ... Oh, stay away from that aisle, man. You don't want to go there! How come? I'd like to buy some health, and lord knows, a little beauty wouldn't hurt me ... Yeah, but that AIDS shit is incurable. We don't want to get near it. Relax, I've got a couple condoms in my pocket. Let's slip them on. Cool.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

CC306:Your mom has AIDS. by crabby 12-01-05

Hey, you know whats really funny? Whats that? AIDS!!! Not really. Oh ok. What a douchebag.

CC 306: Writers' Aids by kaufman 12-01-05

Hey, Will, what's up with the lepine get-up? Oh, I'm still struggling with writer's block. It's been a month, and I still don't know how to give this play a good, tragic ending. Maybe the bunny suit will help. How about if Juliet, to get out of marrying, fakes her own death by taking a sleeping potion, but Romeo sees her and thinks she's dead, so he kills himself... ...and then Juliet, waking up and seeing his dead body, really does kill herself? Too convoluted. Fuck it, I'll just give them AIDS.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

RCL no. 701 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 12-01-05

Hmmm... Your overall body temp-erature is up one degree since your last physical... This could indicate an early enslaught of HIV. Have you been having unprotected sex lately? You mean with humans? Okayyy...

CC306:- Aids - A Theory by Elvis_Steel 12-01-05

Late 60s Mr President, as a deeply religious fundermentalist voter I insist you do something about the druggies, homosexuals and free loving hippies with their liberal un-christian ways what did you have in mind? What we need is a way to smite them, cast off the undesirables, and leave behind the pure decent god fearing folk We would need something to target these groups, a weapon of some sort What about a plauge? A Holy cleansing! Great idea, I'll have the boys in the lab look into this with the highest priority

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Can't you see they're laughing at you not with you????

Birth of the Aids Monkey by mandingo 12-01-05

man, i'm bored as FUCK me too let's mix together every chemical compound we have, inject it into one of those monkeys and watch the little fucker explode i love you more everyday later... the simian bastard isn't exploding! and i'm STILL FUCKING BORED hey, you know what would be a hoot? if we released him into the wild!

Birth of the Aids Monkey 2 by mandingo 12-01-05

oo, bad news. remember that monkey we released into the wild last month? how can i forget? that was the day you proposed! well i ran some bloodwork on him before i let him go and it seems that.. with the best of intentions mind you.. it seems we inadvertently created a virus with the capacity to destroy all life on earth HOLY FUCK! i knew that shifty little bastard couldn't be trusted once he refused to explode! how can we ever redeem ourselves to mankind?? we'll make the reception open bar

Birth of the Aids Monkey 3 by mandingo 12-01-05

hey, great fucking news! what is it! the virus can't be passed on airbourne, or through contact! in fact, get this! the only way it can be passed on is through sexual relations! so that means... HOORAY! the human race is saved! ... ... ... unless of course... what's a fine looking simian like you doing in a jungle like this? teehee *blush*

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what if nigger meant kite

You've got AIDS! by drawinger 12-01-05

What would you do if you had AIDS? Shoot a few zombies, buy a gun, shoot some hookers, steal a spaceship, kill my mom__ AIDS is a disease. Oh. Well, then. All that minus the zombies.

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RCL no. 702 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 12-01-05

OH, GOD! IT BURNS WHEN I PEE!! GODDAMN AIDS!!! "It's not your full-blown AIDS that's causing the pain, honey. It's your syphilis..." Suh-WEET!

RCL no. 703 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 12-01-05

Hey, Lardboy! Did you know that today is AIDS Awareness Day? Nope! Well, did you know that the scientific and medical communities are on the verge of a cure for this dreaded disease? I AM NOT GOING TO LET YOU FUCK ME IN THE ASS, PINKY!! Rat farts! Although, that would be redundant! HEHEHEHEHEHEHE

RCL no. 704 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 12-01-05

Dude! Those two bitches we're with last night were FINE! Oh, yeah! I didn't even mind them making us put on condoms to prevent the spread of AIDS! But, between you and I... Do you really think those two could have been HIV postive? No. Me, neither... What say we take off these stinking condoms! I'm with you on that! My balls are starting to itch!

Life is but a dream by mandingo 12-01-05

Well, I'm afraid I have bad news. ??? You've got AIDS. What the hell?! I don't remember having a doctor's appointment today! You don't have a doctor's appointment. You're passed out in front of your computer, just having realized you have AOL. That sucks!

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what if nigger meant kite

This thread is so wrong! You should all be ashamed of yourselves!

Here's my contribution.

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"Eat a fucking cock." - attitudechicka

RCL no. 705 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 12-01-05

So, then I says,"Them pillow-biting faggots aren't going to gravitate towards using condoms all by themselves!" What the fuck are you doing? Letting my roll-on deodorant dry...

Groovy! - G.A.Y. by edoggydog 12-01-05

...then, in the early 80's, I invented a diet candy that was an aid to lard-asses for losing weight. I was making a killing! Groovy! Uh, not "groovy", dipshit! I named the candy "Aids", and when HIV came out the next year, I lost everything! Then in 2001, I decided to rename the candy, and try to make a comeback... Really? What was the new name? "Al Qaeda"! Did it work?

I can't believe what I'm seeing. These comics are in such bad taste!

Show a little sympathy people. Like so:

CC306: lending a helping handjob by Smarmulus 12-01-05

Me no fucky sucky for five dollar any more. What! Why you no fucky sucky for five dollar? I have AIDS. I told you pimp no give aid. Pimp beat you and steal your five dollar. What the fuck are you talking about, biatch?

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"Eat a fucking cock." - attitudechicka

STD Physics by HCRoyall 12-02-05

One day at the ranch... ... so then I said, "Those rotor turbines aren't going to generate gravitons by themselves!" Ha ha! I gave your girlfriend AIDs. What the fuck are you talking about?

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

CC 306: Unwittingly Wacist (and AIDs infested tribute) by HCRoyall 12-02-05

Look, I don't know how you did things back in Queens, but 'round here things are different. I grew up in Uganda. What does you having AIDs have to do with this conversation?

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

CC 306: AIDS about the dolla bill, ya'll by attitudechicka 12-02-05

I'm joined live with Andrew Stimpson, who has apparently cured himself of AIDS. I'm the luckiest man alive! I'll do anything I can to help find a cure. HIV specialists have asked that you return to the clinic for more testing, however you refused. Okay, let me level with you Bob. I will do anything that will gain me money, fame, and women that I can to help find a cure.

Based on the true story read here:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/4432564.stm

And I'd like to thank Kajun for showing me this article about a week ago.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

RCL no. 706 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 12-02-05

NO MORE WAR!!! NO MORE WAR!!! NO MORE WAR!!! "This rally is in support of 'Worldwide End to AIDS Day', bonehead!" Oh... I gotcha. NO MORE FAGS!!! NO MORE FAGS!!! NO MORE FAGS!!!

I figured some educational comics wouldn't hurt

CC 306: Hey mr.toilet seat, can you give me aids?

Scientists and doctors all agree, I can't give you AIDS... But I can sure as hell try!

by TheBigJE, 12-02-05

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We built this siggy.... on rock and rooooooll

CC306: (>^.^)> Check out that kirby! by TheBigJE 12-02-05

My boyfriend has AIDS and I think he might have given me HIV. Alright, we already have his test results, so lets go back and get you tested. Did my results come back? Yes, you have HIV, funny thing though, your boyfriend doesn't anymore, which means either you have an AIDS eating vagina, or I'm just crazy. Doctor... I think you're just crazy. You're damn right I'm crazy... crazy about this heroin!

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We built this siggy.... on rock and rooooooll

RCL no. 707 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 12-02-05

...HIV? Syphilis? Gonorrhea? Nope! Do you have any other sexually transmitted diseases? None... But, I do have a raging case of conjunctivitis! Okay. I'll sleep with you. But, NO "butterfly kisses"! How about "dirty sanchezes"?