I google my username probably about once every two months. I use the same name (attitudechicka) for nearly everything, but usually just the stuff on here shows up.

Today I found this:
http://szerintem.bitnet.hu/linkek.php

I have no idea what it means, or if it's cool, but they linked me. They really linked me. It's a quarter of the way down the page, under the date Szeptember 30.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

They apparently like chickens. A lot. And your comic featured a chicken, so... The name of the site, Szerinted, or Szerinten, means according to, in accordance with, or accordingly. Which makes total sense. Maybe it's what hungarian chickens say, instead of "cluck". Also, they probably think the "chicka" in your name is referring to chickens. They really love chickens.

I googled one of my screen names just last night. My short story entitled "Johnny Hot Dog" is linked on some site about hot dogs.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

google gives me two pages of flipynif. Mostly my stuff, though ebay showed my name, couldn't find it at that page.

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I dumb :D

I got three pages of my SC stuff, and found "LuckyGuess.com," which is under construction. I don't know what that is.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

I get a link to a user comment at WilWheaton.net suggesting Wil read one of my comics. I'm still unsure whether I'm proud or depressed by that.
I also get a link to the wiki thinger because my name's on it.
And finally, I get this:

daddies boy
squidrabies hobbies chubbies species pregnancies dies ladies caddies daddies “daddies
granddaddies muscledaddies thechromedaddies bestofthebyedaddies ...
www.(omitted).biz/Free.dir/ Speedo.dir/3568r_Daddies_Boy.shtml - 137k

I'm afraid to click that because it looks like one of those trick links that loads adware and viruses all over you. It can't be good for anyone. I replaced the name with (omitted) so it wouldn't be clickable here.

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I google my username probably about once every two months. I use the same name (attitudechicka) for nearly everything, but usually just the stuff on here shows up.

Today I found this:
http://szerintem.bitnet.hu/linkek.php

I have no idea what it means, or if it's cool, but they linked me. They really linked me. It's a quarter of the way down the page, under the date Szeptember 30.

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I google my username probably about once every two months. I use the same name (attitudechicka) for nearly everything, but usually just the stuff on here shows up.

Today I found this:
http://szerintem.bitnet.hu/linkek.php

I have no idea what it means, or if it's cool, but they linked me. They really linked me. It's a quarter of the way down the page, under the date Szeptember 30.

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Have you checked your hovercraft for eels, lately?

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I got 38 pages of SC stuff but the best one found (IMO) was in the description of one of bigfrank's sets.

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all the wrong things for all the right reasons

I Google mine quite often. Because I roll like that.

This is what usually pops up:

IvyThePlant.com (duh).
Tech Comedy - A true tech support story I posted.
Federal Vampire & Zombie Agency
Owl Canyon Sedimentary Structures - A project I helped my geologist uncle on.
Rant Man's Deadpool
Something from Seti@Home
A question I asked at the True Christian Church of Christ

Various outdated links, articles I'm not overly fond of, fan clubs I hate to admit I belonged to, etc.

And one faculty listing from an Ivy Chen, who is the only other ivytheplant online. Which is why I never could get an ivytheplant@ yahoo email address.

A couple things that never really pop up anymore is the listing I have on the International Wenches Guild (I'm the only one in Wyoming) and an article from the Washington Post about people who collect radioactive minerals (I'm on page 2).

Unfortunately, that article has been moved to the archives, so now I have to pay to get a copy. Which blows. So I paid for it. If you want to see it, go to: http://respectablepics.lackofoxygen.net/VeryHotComm.htm

Only one result

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

I'm now worried for your safty, Ivy. Thanks a lot!

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Mediocrity at its most average.

Just wait til I bring all my radioactives into boorite's place. Then you can worry about the two of us.

Seriously, if it was going to affect me, it would hurt the cats first. And they're fine. Those extra tails are an evolutionary advantage!

I found that there is a band named Hot Rod Death Toll and their official site is called www.hotroddeathtoll.com which makes me angry because i have a band and we called Hot Rod Death Toll!

I also found out that theres a guy that tinks that he should name his bike hot rod death toll.

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The dictator of love and his weapon of mass destruction

Wow, I haven't done this in a while. All sorts of weird stuff:

A search for "choad" on hypergoogle:
choad

A link to "nude-thumbs.info."
Sorry, no nude thumbs or fingers to be seen. :(

A short excerpt from Project Canterbury: Eight Years in Kaffraria, 1882-1890. By Alan G. S. Gibson, M.A. S.P.G. Missionary to the Pondomisi, and Archdeacon of Kokstad. London: Wells Gardner, Darton & Co., 1891:
Eight Years in Kaffraria

Something indicating that umfumdisi lives in a suburb of Houston? Very strange:
Okay, I can't get the link to work because the url contains a link to one of my comics. Here's the link to the umfumdisi search on Google. Click that and then find the ObjectsSearch link nested under the five link. Sorry.

A link to my "Nick And Jessica Variety Hour" comic on a site "all about jessica and nick comedy skits.":
1st in Comedy

More chicken! My "Rubber Chicken" comic linked along with information about how to raise backyard chickens:
Taking Care of Chicken

Apparently once linked to a search on "anal asian porn star." Had to be an asiangirls comic.

Another link to Nick and Jessica on a different site (now defunct).

And, of course, more thumb porn!!

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

I get my stripcreator pages, a weird Japanese page, and a lj page where someone has my old lj name in their friends...

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More lust than you can shake a stick at.

More like 1-2 of 180.

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I found that there is a band named Hot Rod Death Toll and their official site is called www.hotroddeathtoll.com which makes me angry because i have a band and we called Hot Rod Death Toll!

I also found out that theres a guy that tinks that he should name his bike hot rod death toll.

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I found that there is a band named Hot Rod Death Toll and their official site is called www.hotroddeathtoll.com which makes me angry because i have a band and we called Hot Rod Death Toll!

I also found out that theres a guy that tinks that he should name his bike hot rod death toll.

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Are you seriously surprised there's another band out there called Hot Rod Death Toll? I mean, it is a Soundgarden lyric.

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All I got was a link to my comics page, a link to various pages on my personal website, a link to the Megatokyo forums where someone posted one of my comics, and a link to my score on the Stripcreator Purity test. I just took it again, and I dropped from 43% to 33%. I am the 8th least pure, tied with Ivy.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Of course first I get:

Did you mean: Spanking?

No, god damn it, I did not. Do you take me for a perve?

Then (after SC stuff) I get a page with this sloppy bag on it:

Stop what? Stop being such a stupid ho?

After that I get VOTERS ENDORSING JOHN MUNN whoever the fuck he is. Probably a serial chipmunk rapist.

After that it is off to Asian Bondage World (the happiest place on earth) which I SWEAR I do not have an account at (yet).

What I've noticed most over time is someone is using my handle to sign up for various email accounts like Yahoo etc. I can't use my own handle most anywhere I go. Okay, It's simple enough. I probably wasn't the first to think it up. I got here and saw wirthling and just popped it in back on May 29, 2001 as my user name. But it still ticks me off.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

I'd hold hands with that stupid ho. Mostly because she would be wearing those darling gloves and our hands wouldn't actually be touching.

I "know" some Hungarians if you want to know the beef on that chicken site, Chicka.

So of course googling my completely original in all ways name came up with some religious shit. WOAH! Also, it linked to this. Also, several internet radio hosts seem to go by the name. Also, I found a user profile for someone called TheReverend on "Canada's Largest Bargain Hunting Community".

Oh the excitement!

Also, some site in Hebrew (I didn't know those people had internets) had a user who had this, in their profile, to say, "Motorcycles as a religion and i am TheReverend"

Blech.

Here's a picture of "TheReVeRenD" from a band forum of some kind.

My online dopplegangers are obvious tools.

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8===D

It seems "dexx" (various capitalisations) is a popular company name. My SC page just sneaks into the bottom of the first page.

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